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The Physical State of My Humiliation
Heechul's English Lesson Part 1
"Kibum, turn that down!" Jeesh... It's been 3 days since he's been watching movies on that computer ever since he first learned to download them and into his iPod. Hi. My name's Heechul (AKA: Cinderella). I am pretty much the prettiest boy you will EVER see in your entire life. Smile~ "Kibum, I told you a gazillion times to turn that down!" Gosh, youngers don't listen to their elders no more! So, since I am tired of shouting out my voice (Hey, I got a singing career to take care of!), I decided to go over to Kibum's room and turn it down myself! Gosh...

Me and Kibum never got along very well. I really wish we did. But he keeps being stubborn and refuses to listen to his hyung! Can you believe it? Isn't maknaes suppose to listen to their elder noonas and hyungs? I listen to Eeteuk hyung, so why can't I get any respect from the other young maknae SuJu members, huh? Don't you think so?

Well, enough of me and my big mouth, back to the story...

I saw Kibum staring his eyes off at the computer monitor. He's not watching... *gulp* Pornography, is he? *gasp* If he is, then I oughta tell Eeteuk umma!!! Well, I was wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. He was watching an action movie. Seems like fun, so I decided to watch myself. I quietly approached the quiet other, and stood behind him, watching the movie. Ah~! It was the new Indiana Jones movie! Aha~ I heard of that. I only watched the Korean version, since I can't understand Con-Eng-Conglish?-English? Well, whatever the language is, I can't understand a THING. Well, like I said, I was watching quietly, but my breathing was a weeeee bit loud (Curses my beautified nose), so when Kibum looked back, he was badly startled. He asked me, "What are you doing here hyung?" Well, that wasn't a very nice thing to ask, especially in such a harsh tone! It wasn't like I was going to attack him! (Not yet a least. I was planning to tomorrow... ^^;; ) "I just wanted to watch the movie you were watching," I told him. "since NOBODY can ignore the loud gun shots and weird language. What language is that in anyway?"

Kibum (who is, yes, the youngest) rolled his eyes at me, then he starts talking back to me about it! He starts telling me it's called "English" and that the "volume isn't that loud" and about how I shouldn't "sneak up on people". And then I started droning out after that... So all I heard was Blah blah blah blah blah... But once I came back to my senses, Kibum said, "Understand, hyung?" What? Did I just get a long introduction lesson and fell asleep? I just nodded and rolled my eyes to myself.

Say, maybe I should learn the language! But how? Learning on the Internet is too hard! Hmmm... Since Kibum was watching an "English" movie, why don't I ask him if he can tutor me? Nah, "tutor" is such an... elemetary word. How about, "teach"? Nah, not that one either. "Show"? "Tell"? "Help"? Yeah, maybe "help" is better! I mean, I know some English right? No? Hah! Watch me...

"Yo, touch man! How are you? Yeah! You speak English? You no angry? Yes angry? No no no! Don't get me wrong, okay? Calm down, calm down. My intentions were good. Yeah, you're my friend. Love you, thank you. God you're beautiful. No! Space space spaaaace!"

See? Good English huh? Veeerry good ^^ So proud of myself! Haha, there's nothing I can't do. See if you can do better than that! I took English classes! BRING IT ON!!!!!

Hugs and Kisses,

Heechul @

TBC~ heart

Note: Yeah... sorry about the long update. School has been a pain in the butt. I transferred, and this new school is fancy and huge and... what not, but the homework is 2x as much!!! xP Hahaha, well anyway, I am soooo sorry to those who are offended to Heechul's "Conglish". I really didn't mean to offend anyone. I just wanted to show some personality. And I know 2nd person narrative is new too, huh? Yeah... well, you can bash me all you want here in this comment place, and I will cry for all of you when I read them, okay? xDD






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blue_bluber25
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commentCommented on: Tue Oct 21, 2008 @ 02:34pm
AHAHAHAH!
I loved the Heechul part where he tries to speak english. xd
I want to read the next part to see what happens. whee


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