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Sooo...
Mom and I looked for the earliest, cheapest flights out. The sooner and cheaper the flight is, the better.
One of the cheaper flights I found was just a hundred and twenty four dollars. It's the third of April at nine AM, though. @_@;
I'll have to call the Beast Master and wish BM a happy birthday. @_@;
I think it'll be BM's twenty first birthday, so wish teh BM good luck! (And may BM not be slipped a little 'somethin' somethin'" when BM least expects it. @_@; )
Brother's birthday is the first of April... and, and, and... Chii's is on the eighth! Her eighteenth, I think. @_@;
Actually, it occured to me that Dessy's birthday is in the first twenty days of April too, but I can't remember the date. The eighteenth, was it?
DAMNIT, WHY'D YOU ALL HAVE TO BE BORN ARIES, HUH!? scream NOW I'M LIABLE TO MISS YOUR COLLECTIVE BIRTHDAYS! stressed
(I am so, so sorry, guys! I love you all, and I wish you the very, very best for your Ariean birthdays! I apologize that I won't be there for you, but you're all in my mind and in my heart! Does that count for something? >.>; DX)
Thing is, I've told my mom that I absolutely do not want to miss Fanimecon, no matter what. We're looking for round trip flights so I can come back for Memorial Day Weekend and then leave the day that it ends. n_n;
Apparently, she will be giving Uncle the solid news tomorrow about my acquiescing to their request for my help, and they're going to further discuss flight options and plans. n_n
The more I plan it, the more real it feels...
I'm a little scared, but my heart is beating so fast-am I really scared, or am I out and out excited? @_@;
I anxiously await my future, while trying to keep mindful of my present.
Speaking of my present-which is more like my past, by the way- I got an acceptance letter for my application to that Library Page job mom wanted me to apply for! gonk At the very least, if I pass that interview, it's a job worth nine bucks an hour-quite the leap a week from what my uncle wants to pay me...
but the only reason I'm really anxious about having gotten that letter is because I now feel obligated to show up when I'm asked. @_@;
That's not exactly going to be easy goings. Illinois to California, one night flight!
Yeah RIGHT! rolleyes lol
(Wow, a triple rhyme in one couplet! @_@; Oh dear...)
thing is, I do want to do this... but it'll take me quite the amount of time to get used to my new surroundings.
I'm... really shy. *sweatdrop*
I wouldn't be surprised if-instead of immediately being friendly and amicable with everyone in their home, I stay quietly polite and civil because I'm somewhat afraid of interacting with them or something. @_@;
I don't want to do that, but I'm afraid that this is what is going to happen. It's happened before, and it's probably the one reliable thing about me-I'm always going to be a little nervous about meeting people.
(Says the girl who bluntly told a guy he was cute after asking him for his name. @_@
"Wait, what's your name?"
"My name? John."
"Oh, John. You're cute, John. n_n"
"... O_O;"
"... I thought you said we weren't allowed to say that?" *other two people start laughing at this*
"Uh, no, no: That definitely you can say. @_@ n_n" ) XD
... What!? He IS! XD
He has his own cute going, but he's cute. n_n
ANYWAAAAY! XD
I told YinepuDragon about the possibility that I might be moving to Chicago very soon to babysit my uncle's kids in the day time, and she was mildly saddened before expressing her own possible move up north to Washington.... or Oregon. She has family in Washington, and I suppose she wants to be closer to them. n_n
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The sadness was quickly lifted over our mutual fandom for Mortal Kombat, and I decided I would destroy my favorite characters. I proceeded to manufacture-if you will- a fantastical story about the marital problems that Subzero and Scorpion are experiencing at least ten years after their children-Sonia, Liu Kang, and Johnny Cage- are all born. XD
Scorpion and Subzero had always been seen as the perfect couple, with their matching blue and yellow SUVs and matching blue and yellow costumes. XD
However, Subzero had been feeling unloved and had been unhappy with the marriage for several years now, to the point of having cheated on Scorpion exactly three times, and naming the children after their true parents-Sonia, Liu Kang, and Johnny Cage. XD
One day while out shopping for the family's groceries, Subzero decided he would tell his husband about the fact that he'd cheated those three times, and reveal to him the true origins behind Sonia, Liu Kang, and little Johnny Cage. XD
After driving home in his blue SUV, Subzero carried all of the groceries out of the car and proceeded to come into his house. As soon as he opened the door, the groceries fell away at Subzero's shock, as he witnessed Scorpion getting it on with their sexy new neighbor, Reptile.
"What? YOU! YOU CHEATED ON ME? You had hot mansex with REPTILE!?"
"Oh, you're no prize yourself! You think I didn't figure out that Sonia, Liu Kang, and Johnny Cage weren't our children? You named them after friends of the family, you whore!"
"But... with Reptile!?"
"He understands me! You don't understand me! He LOVES ME! He even DRESSES like me! And YOU! You've been changing your clothes lately! Who are you trying to impress, hmm? I noticed Kabal was looking at you funny, but I didn't think-!?"
"Ew, no, no. Not Kabal. No. Sexy Cajun fumigators are not as sexy as you might think."
"Oh really?"
"Ya really."
"Oh... well, either way... YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE HOT MANSEX WITH ME ANYMORE! GO AWAY!"
Without another word, Subzero fled the scene and, seeking solace, entered his church.
He headed straight for the Confessionals, bursting inside and quickly closing the door.
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my child."
"... Raiden, is that you?"
"... Uhhhh... noooooo...?"
"Um, why don't we talk face to face? Knowing who you are kinda ruins this for me."
"Ah, crap."
The priest and the distraught man-wife found peace in a nearby park, where they walked and talked for a while about all of the problems in Subzero's marriage.
" I dunno, father. Do you think we should just divorce and move on with our lives?"
"... Now, you know religiously speaking that I cannot condone that."
"Yes, father," the Ice Queen sighed.
"... But you two are pretty ******** up, so if you wanna go ahead, I won't stop you."
"... What are you talking about? It was only MPreg, and I was the only one to go through with it!"
"Well, it's just kind of weird, you know?"
"So? You're the one raping that little page boy nightly, aren't you? what's his name... Goro?"
"Who told you that?!"
"The little soprano in the church choir, his best friend!"
"... Kitana?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure it wasn't Melina? She's a little liar, that one."
"No, I'm relatively sure it was Kitana. She was wearing blue..."
"Ah, yes, our little tomboy with the voice of an angel-if I may say so myself. Melina always was the girlier one by far, so far."
"Yeah. Anyway, you take advantage of little boys, so I think I'm gonna screw your advice, okay? D:"
"Oka-wait, WHAT?"
"Good bye, Father Raiden."
"No, you get back here RIGHT NOW, MISTER, BEFORE I SHOCK YOU! mad "
"Our car is state of the art and made out of rubber and plastic. Byyyye!" Subzero sing-songed as he drove his pretty blue plastic SUV away from a hysterical, young, white haired priest.
"Oh well... little Goro will console me," he smirked malignantly.
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 Sakura Moonflower · Wed Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:03am · 0 Comments |
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