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And while I'll miss home if it comes to be, I won't exactly miss not doing anything every day. @_@;
God, do I know what I even want to talk about? It feels like no one's on, and the ones that were are too pissed off at me to talk...
I shouldn't have pushed it... I should have stuck to what I was thinking without saying anything... but my curiosity.. @_@;
*sigh*
My diary's site is down, so I couldn't exactly keep my writing about nothing to that, and I still keep the really personal stuff there, so...
I'm just booored
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Amendment to that at one in the morning. XD
I saw a commercial for an insurance or credit card rating thing and I became inspired. X3
Simple project code titled "Nature girl." XD
It's a story with a moral, prime moral to the story being: All actions have a consequence. XD
It actuallys follows in the exact same vein as Versailles and Venizin's romance, only the characters are very or mostly different in their origins and attitude. XD
The Nature Girl is about a sixteen year old girl who regularly goes into a wooded creek area for exploration. She's a major tree hugger-and I mean that literally. @_@;
Any kind of animal life that approaches her is instantly loved, be it anything as innocent as a squirrel or seemingly insidious as a sweet little grass snake. One day while out looking for frogs, newts, and salamanders in the creek with four friends and classmates of hers, she stumbles upon a little green frog. She announces her discovery to her friends and captures it, loudly proclaiming how adorable she things the little frog is. Her friends mock her and say that if she loves it so much, why won't she marry it? She merely sticks her tongue out at them and says "It's adorable, so what? I just think it's cute!"
"But... it's not!"
"Says you! It's adorable!"
She casts a sweet smile to the little amphibian in her hands and says "Aren't you a sweet little guy?" and kisses his backside, causing it to blink.
Her four other friends give a unanimous "Eww, yuck!" "I can't believe you did that!"
"He's such a cutie! How could you NOT give the little guy a kiss? How can you be so cru-"
Suddenly: POOF!
Standing before them is a very naked man, proclaiming his everlasting love for the Nature Girl.
They all stand quietly, blinking, for about five seconds.
She screams.
They all scream...
"AAAUUUGH! FROG PRINCE! RUN AWAAAY!"
and they run away.
"No, wait!"
Too late. They're gone. Figuring the other people don't matter, he chases after his princess and eventually tracks her down. Unfortunately... ohhh, the troubles that ensue from a naked guy claiming to be a prince who was turned into a frog by a wicked, but well-intentioned witch. XD
So let's say it goes like this: He was in love with a beautiful princess whom he thought had thoroughly returned his affections, but he wanted to know if she was really worth marrying. His grand priestess said she could give him a way of finding out for himself, but that it was very dangerous. He agreed to it nonetheless. The idea was that he would want his bride to be one who could love and had love for all living beings, big and small. A patient girl with a big heart and a sweet smile; a pretty girl with a lot of love her heart and the kindness of a woman befitting the title of Queen.
The Priestess Witch said that her spell was dangerous because if it turned out that his beloved did not show him affection in this deceitful form, he would stay in the form of a small frog until SOMEONE did. XD
Unfortunately, Nature Girl just loooves the animals that let her touch them and show them affection. I want to name the Nature Girl "Samantha."
I don't know why, but it just feels like a perfect name! XD
Of course, Samantha can't keep just ANY Frog Prince in her house, especially not naked! The only ones who even know that this guy isn't lying about the events aside from herself are the four other people. At least three were guys. She'd have to go to them. @.@;
The first guy she called for help was the one who had initially teased her for thinking the frog was cute. XD
The guy is all like "CALL THE POLICE, SAM! He's a freakin' weirdo! I don't know HOW that stupid frog turned into a guy, but that's not natural! And-he was freaking STREAKING! The guy followed you home? He's crazy! If you don't call the police, Sam, I will."
"No, don't do that... look, he has a story and... I listened to it, alright?"
"So you don't want to send a crazy to jail, JUST cause you heard his backstory?"
"... Look, I KNOW it sounds stupid, but you just need to trust me, okay?"
"Tch. Next you'll be telling me that the guy's actually a prince from a fairy tale, and that you're both getting married," Brian replied in a sarcastic manner.
Sam smiled and wryly murmured, "If what he's telling me is the truth, we became engaged the moment I kissed him."
"Oh! Oh! Great! That's just PERFECT, Sam. You're gonna marry a loony toon, and you can say it like it's all one great, big, perfect world! You're SIXTEEN, Sam! What are your parents going to say when they find a naked white blond guy in their house?"
"... I'd... hoped that you or one of the others would put him up for a bit, while I tell my parents about what happened."
"Sam, no one is going to believe you. I mean, we all saw it happen, and I STILL can't believe this is going on!"
"Brian, I know! I KNOW!"
"So what are you going to do?"
"I don't know what I can do, aside from tell my parents about what happened and... hope... they..."
"Understand?"
"... Yeah."
"Not gonna happen."
"I know!" Samantha cried out in exasperation, her straight orange-red hair falling back.
"Look... you give the guy some clothes or something and-"
"ACTUALLY, that's what I've been meaning to ask you about!" Samantha grinned helplessly.
"... No. A-Ask Ben or Marc, but not me. No."
"Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please?"
NO, SAM. End of discussion! I tear up enough of my clothes as it is! If I have to tell my parents that I let you borrow some of my clothes, they'd go ballistic! I'm lucky I have clothes I need to WASH!"
"I'm sorry."
"You should be! Look, Marty, Marcus, and Ben were there too. Marty's a bit of a tomboy, and she's kind of tall for a girl. Maybe she has clothes that'll fit the guy. Ben will probably say the same thing I did if you asked him for clothes to fit the guy. Obviously, Marc's clothes will fit the guy just fine, although some might be a bit too big. That guy was pretty skinny, and Marcus... is... well, you know."
"Gee, thanks for being a saint about describing your friend's body type."
"Marc's a fat a** and he knows it. Big deal. Like it even matters that I can't borrow his clothes because they'd fall off me right away, or they'd be too baggy."
"Okay, no more. Look, the prince guy is giving me this weird puppy look from my bed-"
"HE'S IN YOUR BED? GODDAMN, YOU MOVE FAST!"
"... He's got the sheet around his waist, jack a**. Shut it. Anyway, he's giving me this sad look and I think I need to talk to him again. Poor guy must be just as scared as we are."
"Oh, you have sympathy? For a freakin' STREAKER, Sam? I know you love all the animals and would do anything to protect them to the point of risking your own life, but this guy stopped being a frog and started being a, um, GUY right after you kissed him. I don't know why it happened or how it could have, but I saw it happen and it happened. Nothing changes that reality. Look, I'm going to go and pretend it didn't until I have to talk to you, Martha, Marcus, and Ben again. Bye... and be careful around that guy. If he tries to rape you or something, Ben and I will be over, okay?"
"Ri-" but Brian had already hung up.
Samantha sighed and turned to her new charge. He smiled at her-a strangely beautiful, sad smile- and shrugged.
"What AM I going to do with you?" Samantha wondered out loud.
"... Marry me?"
"No thank you. You seem like a nice guy for being naked and all, but I don't really know you."
"But... you kissed me in the creek!"
"I've kissed willow trees, dude. It doesn't mean I want to marry them," Samantha quipped sharply.
"A... dude?"
"... Man."
"I am Prince Althear. What is your name?"
"... Oh, great. He's a prince. With a weird name. And with his junk barely being covered up by my Hello Kitty bed sheets. Today has been just a bit too weird. Hey Prince boy, would you like to wear my clothes while the boys hurry up and get over here with some clothes for you to wear?"
"... I shouldn't want to wear the garb of a lady..."
"Yeah, but you're going to have to make do until the others get over here."
XD
He winds up having to wear a skirt she never wore because her pants are too small and too tight for him. *snicker*
And when the others get over there, the only one willing to part with any of his clothes is the sweet-hearted, but large bodied Marcus, so they all pool their money and their ideas to keep the Prince well clothed and off the streets. XD
Ya think at some point they would nickname him Alty, for Althear? Maybe Alt. XD
Alt would be fun. X3
Haha, the name is based on Althea. XD
THAT name is based on Amalthea! XD
Of course, Amalthea is a girl's name, so there's no way in hell I'm naming a guy Amalthea. XD
I was surprised at how quickly I came up with the name, too! @.@;
Wowee wow. XD
A half hour's writing. I KNEW this was going to keep me occupied for a half an hour! XD
I wonder if it would be better if the Prince was wearing formal, 'royal' garb instead of being naked? Hell, it could be green so that it will be reminiscent of his time as a little froggy that's lived for hundred of years. XD
I want him to have an English accent. XD At least this way, they could get him to attend their school as an exchange student. X3
I'm positive that Marc, Sam, Marty, Ben, and Brian are all essentially social outcasts, because they sure as hell are a very mixed up group. @.@;
Ben and Brian are both athletes, with Brian being more of a brain than Ben, who loves him some foo's bawl. Brian's favorite class would be science hand's down, and he loves his logic. Marty is a tomboy who does love to keep on the move, but she's more of a girly girl than Sam by far. She has the much girlier room (with the exception of that Hello Kitty bedsheet blankie that Sam made Alt wear around his waist. XD This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. XD) by far, but she's definitely the open minded and adventurous type. She's rather shy, which is odd, but she's always up for a new challenge. She'd gone out into the woods with them because she was afraid of it and Brian dared her to go.
Brian was there for a science project, and he knew Sam's backyard was just a giant forest/mountainside habitat.
Ben was going for the fun of it, and the same goes for Sam. Mind you, Sam was also there to lead the way to the creek, since she knows her way around that wooded area incredibly well. X3
Alty's a peeled-banana blond, probably about five feet seven inches, or five feet eight inches, with English origins (possibly Celt? Naaw... no, I won't rule out that possibility. X3). I should change the name to something more plausible, but I wanted him to have an odd name. X3
How he wound up in America? He stowed away on a ship fifty years ago and landed in California. @.@;
He hopped his way from the beaches and into the mountainside, seeking sanctuary from all of the people, having long since forgotten the story of the cure the witch had told him.
At least, he'd forgotten it until he'd transformed. All memories regained, no matter how hazy they are.
Hee hee... X3
 Sakura Moonflower · Thu Mar 15, 2007 @ 07:43am · 0 Comments |
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