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If I were a ninja, my greatest and most top secret ninjutsu would be "art of hurting myself without doing anything." I think I've almost mastered it. Either that or my body just wants me to die. Today, after chool and the pitiful failure that was anime club, I leapt rather abruptly from the curb at the side of the school and commenced running. It didn't last long. About five steps in the big muscle on the front of my left leg(what's it called? Gluteus hurtsalot? No, that was when I broke my a**...lol...) decides to break, or whatever it is muscles do. So now I can cut another notch in my secret nijutsu skill scroll. And gloat, I guess.