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If your bored..just some questions to entertain you:
When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?
Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?
Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?
If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?
What would a burger of ham be called?
If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?
Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?
If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Does God believe that there are atheists?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
When being sentenced to death, by Lethal Injection, Why do they sterilize the needle?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 Lady Raine -I- · Tue Dec 29, 2009 @ 01:40am · 0 Comments |
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