WHAT'S UP SOMETIMES I EAT PIE (gonna do a naughty, ow)
Yesterday I came back from a whirlwind 5-day vacation extravaganza to Williamsburg (the former capital of AMERICA! How could I
not go?), and King's Dominion (amusement park/waterpark owned by Paramount, maker of your favorite movies like Indiana Jones and Star Trek). NOW IMMA SUMMARIZE KTHX
The hotel we stayed at in Williamsburg was really swanky. Well, not
really swanky, but it was better than a lot of places. There was an indoor heated pool, which was great. Our room was a suite, which meant it had a bedroom and a separate room with a couch and another TV, which meant more room to laze around in! I was forced to bring my laptop since the room had Intarbutt access. I wouldn't have brought it because I'm really skittish about letting other people use it, but my mom's so helplessly addicted to Worldcraft that she needed it. That's dangerous.
Williamsburg was neat. Buildings are restored to their former glory and the people dress up in period clothing and are really knowledgeable. They walk on the streets and tip their hats at you and say "Good day." And there's horse poop everywhere. REALISM! Mom wore her Alliance t-shirt (see? ADDICTION) and one of the gift shop cashier guys was like "WUT SERVAR U ON IMMA DRAENEI LOL BUT I DUN PLAY NO MOAR CUZ RADES R NO FUN NOW : (" I bought a 3 cornered hat. I had to get EXTRA LARGE SIEZ because those things are tiny.
The next day, we went to Jamestown, which was only like 15 minutes away. It wasn't as interesting because it was more of a museum, but it was still kinda cool.
The subsequent period after sunrise, we drove about an hour to King's Dominion to meet my uncle, aunt, and cousin for a day of fun and happy sparkle joy time. My cousin's 6, and he is spoiled rotten by his parents. If he doesn't get something he wants, he whines and cries. Luckily, he doesn't seem the type to throw a wild tantrum, but he's still pretty annoying. We live away from extended family because they're all idiot hicks (ham on the porch! lolz), but that's a story for another blog. Anyway, I managed to not get heat stroke this time because I drank 3 or 4 bottles of water in a couple hours. I also forced myself to overcome my fear of teh skaree riedz by making myself ride them. I'm a natural pessimist, so I'm always thinking it'll break or get stuck or something. Now I like rollercoasters!
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO KING'S DOMINION, RIDE THE ITALIAN JOB. IT'S SO MUCH FUN YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE
Heh, my cousin was so short he could only get on the little kid rides, and that made him sad. CRY COUSIN CRY BWEHEHEH
twisted You know those games where there are 8 people, all with a squirt contraption, and they shoot a target and the first to raise their little platform wins? I played one of those games twice because they had Tails plushies (I'm not a Tails fan but he's a joy to make fun of, and I was having trouble deciding between him and Knuckles, who I actually do like) but these dumb nerds always beat me. I aim too hiiiiiggghh~
Then we came home. I had a box of Milk Duds I had bought at the Kmart in Williamsburg, but I didn't eat them, and when I got home they had fused together into a box shape. I still ate them/it, and they/it were/was delicious. I also had a bag of Sour Patch Kids left over and I ate them too. They didn't melt though.
Now I have to finish cleaning up my room
gonk <span id="test11554227">. . .</span><br/><div id="post11554227" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;"> "5 pages? November 26th? What are you talking about?"
"8D GOD?!"</div>
