So I went to a party today.
It was a bit boring...
Blah.
Actually, we went somewhere that was the PERFECT place to make a horror movie. So I started planning my friend's deaths, the order they would die in, all that.
We were up at a ranch, pretty much in the middle of nowhere, mountains on all sides. No running water or electricity, and a small shack which had bones and rusting items hanging off and around it.
I was the one to live.
My friends...
Luu- Killer takes an axe to his head, splitting it open. His brains splatter everywhere, and the killer uses his blood to paint the walls. He is slowly ripped open, and his intestines are pinned to the walls.
Cody- Fall out of the open back of the truck while we're driving. I tell Keene to turn around, and the killer rushes out of the nearby trees, slicing his head off with the axe. We stare in horror, and I go "********, drive. Drive you b*****d, ********, DRIVE!"
When we get back to the camp, we find that the adults are all dead (save for the males.) The father and uncle decide to go for help.
I say "don't, that's stupid! We can't wait here! No!" But I am ignored, and they drive off while we're left to wait, me being paranoid all the while.
A few hours later, they're not back. Keene decided to set off to look for them. A short while later, we hear him scream, and run to where he is.
There they are, bodies massacred and tires slashed. We run back to the shack on the ranch. Tires for the other truck are slashed. We're stuck.
Nick- Goes out while desperately trying to take a photo as proof that there was a killer. Axe splits his face and half, and he drops the camera to the ground.
I haven't decided how Keene dies yet. I live for two reasons:
A. I'm the one making this up.
B. i'm not stupid, like the people in horror movies should be. I've been watching horror movies most of my life, so I'm smart like that.
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