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Howdy yesCLAM and FOREVER more p***s ALWAYS becuase it was chopped off and stuffeD INTO THE meat grinder OF AWESOME pain. Blues p***s is so miniscule its laughable! Deleting is cheating the devil of her fun! NO DELETING p***s because it never existed to delete. until found in the face p***s of certain death at the hands of the reaper claimed the p***s candy and called it his own,it was naughty p***s candy since he had all bones but one. it was mathematical and quite logical. hitler p***s is tiny like his mustache so he fired it from his arm cannon of majestic unicorn tear panda sperm babies weilding axes and medusa heads that had lung flavored lollipops in their mouths.
And thus the world was at peacock village-ception with Leonidas, floating in the sea becaus Rose was a fat b***h and kicked him into the pit shouting "i'm a pretty girlI'M OLD GREG. Do ya like me?" drinking baileys and grape drank while punch zans mother in the face since she buys insensible boots for her arm pits which are kinda smelly when she hasn't had a shower so she goes out and rolls in the mud like a hog and godzilla steps on her old wrinkly a** and she explodes in a puff of disappoint SON I AM DISAPPOINT THAT YOU NEVER BECAME A SIDEKICK FOR WANDERDOG TO SAVE THE HIPPOS,RAPTORS AND CLAMS FROM THIS TERRIBLE FATE. THEY TOOK MY EYES -andAND sold them to the circus as child's toyS FOR THE ELEPHANTS TO JUMP ON WHILE KNIGHTS who say Neh ON HORSEBACK TRAMPLED OVER THEM WHILE RIDING ON RHINO'S ONTOP OF LARGER ELEPHANTS who had the world on their backs. They sure showed that turtle who the real RABBIT WAS thinking of hopping over to see Alice but she was such a crazy duster broom that he thought better of it because duster brooms were the death of his family so she screamed in a heavy voice"i'm batmaaaaaaan broom stick at your service" eraser of dust and crime,slime and grime! let all who worship evils night beware my broom!great broomsticks fright! I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK SO I PUT MILK IN MY MILK WHILE CLAM SEARCHING and all the boys came to watch in my yard HOW I DIVED DOWN DEEP TO THE BOTTOM of the sea where there was a bump on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.BECAUSE THEY LIKE CLAMS. Clams are the best. CLAMS ARE ACTUALLY REALL GROSS LOOKING, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS. LIKE WHY ARE THEY SO WEIRD? And they mean real clams and not the female clams because those ones are actualy really awesome! YES THAT, I WAS CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT REAL CLAMS.