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Alright, so, in English right now, we're reading 1984. Ms. Gocker told us to write about what we thought things would be like twenty years from now. We were allowed to do it in bullet points, and she wasn't collecting it, soooo...

In 20 years…

• ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (LOL)
• Don’t think pollution is getting cleaned up.
• Idiots everywhere (more so than today)
• Basically, we’re all ********.
• No, srsly. We’re effed.
• Hopefully, Internet connections won’t be as crappy. ******** Comcast.
• …Maybe it will be legal to kill idiots.
• …That would be ******** awesome.
• Oh! CA will have split off into the ocean. Meaning Nevada will be the new CA!!
• Or Florida, for the Hell of it.
• The Zombies would not be pleased.
• Hey, maybe Nintendo will un-shoot themselves. That would be nice.
• Technological jumps FTW!!
• Vista will finally be sent to its grave, only to be replaced by Neo-Vista.
• Oh Microsoft, I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.
• I’ll laugh if Apple collapses on itself.
• President Epi C. Fail is elected into his third term.
• Millions of people across the nation will either die from Failium poisoning, or become bigger twats than before.
• Speaking of twats…
• Stephenie Meyer―after many long years of corrupting the youth―is finally killed in a turf war between the Italian Vampire Mafia and the Palm Tree Gang.
• Nobody cared.
• Genocide of the twatlighters in 2015.
• This is why nobody cared that SMeyer died.
• The gaming industry will collapse on itself. If it doesn’t…
• PS20. It makes coffee! Not backwards-compatible with the PS19x.
• Homophobes will have been consumed by a Flying, Quacking Potato, or forced to have Pizza Sex.
• Pizza Sex hurts, by the way.
• Oh, forgot to mention. There was a worldwide burning of all twilight books shortly after the twatlighter genocide.
• All merchandise was burned as well, and all traces removed from all records.
• The peak of computer evolution hits in 2019. The EMT-K is made of pure Winium and Epiceon, though they’re in short supply.
• Dude. Dot Hack status.


So, who else thinks I'm completely amazing?

Also, let is be known that I am, indeed, an Anti-twilighter. The twilight references in my post are not meant to be offensive to anyone, as they were in pure humor. I mean, this whole thing was (Hello? Zombie Apocalypse?). so if you don't like it, go be butthurt somewhere else.

After all, comedy has no bounds.

Run along, now.