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Doug found Ami's myspace profile. He decided to become friends with her. He later PMd her saying, "Ami, my name is Doug. Thank you very much for adding me. I need to tell you something very important. I am your real father. Please PM me back. Love you," he struggled to write 'dad' ",Dad." He sent it to Ami. Five minutes later she went online. She read the message. She wrote, "What are you talking about? You must have the wrong Ami because my dad lives with me." She sent it to Doug. Doug received it and he wrote, "Your mother and I were having an affair. She didn't want to be with me anymore and knew that the 'father' you have would be supportive of you. He's not your biological father. I talked to your mom." He sent it. Ami was getting really annoyed and aggravated. She said in all caps, "LOOK--GET A LIFE! STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO SEE YOU! I'M GETTING THE FEELING YOU ARE A SEX OFFENDER! SO WHATEVER YOU DO, STOP IT NOW OR I'M REMOVING YOU FROM MY FRIEND'S LIST AND TELLING MY MOM!" She felt refreshed sending it to him. When Doug received it he rolled his eyes and also replied in caps, "THEN TELL HER NOW! SAY THAT I AM DOUG, YOUR REAL FATHER. I HAVE FOUND YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE A REUNION. GET YOUR MOTHER ON HERE PLEASE." Ami received it and she was getting really angry. She got her mother and said, "Some guy named Doug on myspace is saying that he's my real father." Mom was very very shocked. She typed in,"Doug? What are you doing on myspace? And talking to my daughter, of all people?! Um anyways, how have you been? We can't have a reunion. Del (my husband) despises you and feels it's best for you to stay away from Ami." She sent it. Doug received it. He was so glad to hear from his former wife. He just couldn't tell them that he was a male stripper for a long time *cough*. He exclaimed, "I miss you! I miss Ami! Divorce Del and you and Ami can stay with me." He sent her a PM. The mother was so hysterical. She cried on the keyboard. Ami refreshed the page and loaded that message. Mom said, "Ami, let me reply." She handed over the keyboard. She only put, " I just don't see you as a fatherly figure. "
 tabluvr · Tue Mar 10, 2009 @ 01:35am · 0 Comments |
