OFFICER: [slaps Ami] I want answers!
AMI: I don't know what you are talking about.
OFFICER: We find you on a mass murder streak.
AMI: What are you talking about??!!!! I don't understand why I am here!
OFFICER: You have robbed five-hundred and thirty banks in the past four years. We also have found you guilty of....Robinson look in the file drawer under 'A'
ASSISTANT: Here is Ami's folder. [hands over paperwork]
OFFICER: One.....
AMI:...?
OFFICER: .....thousand and fifty nine murders. All in homicide and voluntary man-slaughter.
AMI: But I haven't touched a knife in my life! Even when I'm cooking!
ASSISTANT: She's telling the truth! According to the lie detector.
OFFICER: Well, um, have you ever beat anyone? Shot? Syringes?
AMI: I haven't used anything to kill anyone!
ASSISTANT: True.
OFFICER: Have you seen the movie Carrie?
AMI: Yes.
OFFICER: Are you familiar with the term telekinesis?
AMI: I wouldn't if I haven't seen Carrie.
OFFICER: Then maybe that's how you committed all these crimes.
AMI: Crimes? Oh please.
ASSISTANT: Officer! She's....
OFFICER: Lying?????!!!!!!
ASSISTANT: ....truthful.
OFFICER: What???!!! Let me check her heart waves.
Ami doesn't have a heart. She is after all derived from the devil.
OFFICER: I don't believe this!
AMI: What?
OFFICER: The Lie Detector has no trace of your heartbeat, yet it says truthful all the time!
AMI: Well, I guess you could explain that if I told you what I really am.
OFFICER: Oh, look Robinson, another illegal immigrant.
AMI: No no no, I'm not an alien!
OFFICER: Then what are you?
AMI:...Your worst nightmare.
OFFICER: ?
ASSISTANT: ?
Ami smirked under her hair. She felt the chill rush through her body when the officer slowly began to rise off of the ground.
ASSISTANT: OH MY GOD! CALL 9-1-1!!!
AMI: You're too late now! I'll soon have control of his soul and he'll be back on the ground in no time.
ASSISTANT: Then do it now!!!
AMI: *sigh* as you wish........
The officer's body slammed onto the hard wood floor. She killed him, with telekinesis.
ASSISTANT: !
AMI: You don't want to end up like him do you?
ASSISTANT: [abruptly exits the room]
AMI: That's what I thought.
 tabluvr · Sun Mar 08, 2009 @ 02:15am · 1 Comments |
