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	Storytime yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Everything I write in this journal will have something to do with a hilarious character that I made up out of the blue. Since I'm so random, when people get bored, I make stuff up.

Today, Ami helped her mother plan for her brother's funeral. Ami had no interest in her brother whatsoever. Mother was talking to father about the arrangements.
MOM:I want big, beautiful purple tulips. He's always loved gigantic beautiful things. I want his casket to have a marble outside and a purple velvet inside. I want him buried next to Grandpa Joe.
DAD: Wait, wait, wait; stop with all of this money. When are you going to save this money? We aren't helping the economy at all with this nonsense.
AMI: Wasn't he a devil worshiper?
There was silence. Mother had a horrible look on her face. The father only cared about his pipe, glasses, and newspaper.
AMI: Well he was.
MOM: When did you see this???!!!
AMI: When I was five he was drawing the pentogram.
MOM: Are you telling the truth?
AMI: Yes. Eyes don't lie......well unless you're colorblind.
The mother was horrified and she started crying. Father didn't even care, he just read on and on about politics. Ami then decided to go listen to her iPod.
MOM: Ami, I'm so sorry you had to see that. Why didn't you tell me?
AMI: See what?
MOM: That pentogram...
AMI: That's bad?
MOM: That's awful!!! My own son was a devil worshiper! What did he do the whole time during church??!!!!
AMI: He read these papers he printed out from the internet about how to worship Satan.
MOM: Yeah, I'm sure three papers are going to keep him occupied for five hours.
AMI: He was a really slow reader.
So mother is really upset about the death of her son. Ami and her father don't really care. Tomorrow will be the next part of the story.

tabluvr · Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 01:39am · 0 Comments


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