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	Storytime yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Everything I write in this journal will have something to do with a hilarious character that I made up out of the blue. Since I'm so random, when people get bored, I make stuff up.

Jebis meets Doug!

Today will be the first clash between male exotic dancer Doug and Hip-Hop-"zen"sation Jebis.

Well in some strange coinkydink Doug's girlfriend, Pen-chu, was visiting Stephy. They both wanted to invite their boyfriends, having no idea that there was a rivalry between the two boys. So the girls texted them to come over to their house and hang out. Of course Jebis got there first, because he can fly up to Mach 5. Doug was fashionably late because he didn't know which thong to wear and all his tuxedos were dirty. He came in a sailor suit today...with really tight short shorts. When Pen-chu was fixing a burrito for Doug, and Stephy was fixing cookies and milk for Jebis, they caught their first glimpse of each other. Doug got jealous and asked, "So ladies, whose birthday is it?" It was nobody's birthday but Pen-chu chimed, "It's always my birthday!" So he RRRRIPED off his sailor suit--....well at least he tried. He had to UN-BUTTON his shirt. SPOILER ALERT.:The secret to the rip off tuxedos is VELCRO:. Pen-chu laughed inside at the pathetic-ness. Stephy was prepared to laugh hysterically, but since Doug's attempt failed, the void was not filled. Jebis was all like, "He makes me look good. I'll show him real talent." Then he got up in Doug's grill b****in', "Check this out dawg this is real tight." So out of no where this mixing board and this microphone poof up and the smoke that allowed it to poof up in the first place makes Stephy cough. So then he starts beat-boxing and scratching the Vinyl record. Pen-chu and Stephy wanted to dance but it was getting kind of slow. The records were starting to warp and the mic was out of batteries. It's like the mixing board just s*** all over itself because Jebis didn't do anything.

STEPHY: Doug I so want your sailor suit! Throw it over here!
PEN-CHU: No it's mine he's my boyfriend!
STEPHY: No way b**** he let me have it!
PEN-CHU: But I bought that for him...
STEPHY: You can have Jebis. I'm tired of that Rap-star puke.
PEN-CHU: Doug is MINE! I really don't give a c**p about how much you're bored of Jebis!
STEPHY: But I want Doug! He's way better!
PEN-CHU: He's MINE!
STEPHY: Two boyfriends in one? Come on pleasssssssssse?
PEN-CHU: The male exotic dancer is MIIIINNEE! ALL MINE!
STEPHY: It's on you little s***!

I bet you 4k in gold that you thought this was about Jebis and Doug fighting. No...not really. Infact quite the opposite.

DOUG: Oh hey the football game is on!
JEBIS: Awesome! Which team do you like better?
DOUG: The Chicago Bears!!!!!!!!
JEBIS: No way! Me too!
DOUG: I call dibs on the all the good tasting Brewskies.
JEBIS: But I want the arm chair.
DOUG: NO! THE CHAIR STAYS UNDERNEATH MY BUTT!
JEBIS: *Sigh* We're grown men. Let's not fight.
DOUG: Okay.
JEBIS: Girls can the cat fight go somewhere else it's really blocking my view of Devin Hester. Oh s*** get the ball Devin get it!

tabluvr · Thu Feb 26, 2009 @ 01:07am · 0 Comments


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