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Huzzah! Kage is coming!

...Well, maybe. My mom agreed to pay for his airfare after I said I'd be willing to spend all the money I've saved just to get him a ticket.

x3

So, he may come up here from the 15-27. I'd be so happy! It'd be great...

Also, I'm finally going to lose some weight. the reality of it my friends, is that Triforce-Kun is 5'1" and weighs nearly 200lbs. (My gut. It is unpleasant.) I wear size sixteen jeans, which I buy at a plus size store called Torrid. Because I can't find them anywhere else. I AM FAT. I AM OVERWEIGHT. I ADMIT IT. (And don't try telling me I'm not.)

The Triforce-Kun you see in the artwork is so much skinnier than the real one (the boobs are about right though, lol . Mine won't stop growing. I wish they would.)

So, I told mom I wanted to lose weight. I'm gonna do it...because once mom is involved, there's no way out. lol

Mom: By the time your prom comes, you'll be fitting into a size ten!

lol Well, we'll see. I'm really just sick of not being able to find clothing in my size. Do you know how annoying it is trying to find size sixteens? They don't exist. Even worse, it has to be sixteen short. Which only makes the search that much more difficult...

Points is, by the time xmas rolls around, I should have lost a good amount of weight, and by the time prom hits, I won't be shopping Torrid anymore. I'll be able to fit into my old size thirteens, and, with any luck...those will be oversized. ;3

Wish me luck!

Alright, now for title explanation.

so, I was talking to Kage last night. We were "arguing" ( lol , joke argument) over something, and I finally said "whatever floats your goat."

(I stole that line from a friend. He said that...)

So, Kage was immediately confused. We began conversing about goats. And then he killed the goat, and I said how can you do such a mean thing to your goat?

"It's not my goat anymore. It's dead, now."

"So it's a WasGoat."

From there on, the WasGoat somehow became the Lesbian WasGoat. And then I once tripped over my tongue and said "WasCoat". Now it's a Lesbian WasGoat in A WasCoat.

Be amused. Be amazed at my wittiness. Now.

(Kidding.)