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Funny in the CA Driver's Handbook.

Dark Nakahara: I found the funniest thing in the CA driver's handbook (I finish driver's ed in three days)
Mizu Shizuka: What was it? Don't stop at a stop sign and wait for it to say go?
Dark Nakahara: no
Dark Nakahara: aparently, you can get your liscense suspended for "engaging in lewd conduct and prostitution in a vehicle within 1000 feet of a residence."
Dark Nakahara: that cracked me up
Mizu Shizuka: Really now? Well, that's a good one. Yeah, we just had sex in a moving vehicle, and we passed this house and so we were arrested. Darn.
Dark Nakahara: I was like "no hookers for me?" rofl
Dark Nakahara: kidding, of course xD
Mizu Shizuka: That's right. No hookers for you. NONE FOR YOU.
Mizu Shizuka: NO SOUP FOR YOU.
Dark Nakahara: D:
Mizu Shizuka: I suppose I can't say Get in my car, I have candy. And hot guys. Teehee.
Dark Nakahara: ROFL

Dark Nakahara: America=uber failz.
houkou_ookami: We're aiming for 35 mpg or so on all cars by 21-something. Japan is aiming for way more >.>
houkou_ookami: (Yus xD)
Dark Nakahara: Japan=uber win. Made of win.
houkou_ookami: But of course!
houkou_ookami: Japan is 100% pure win.
Dark Nakahara: I = having no idea how I got mashed potatoes on my nose.

Dark Nakahara: *Gives you onigiri*
Dark Nakahara: D:
Mizu Shizuka: Gaspeth! -chompchompchomp- Mmmm, onigiri. Oishii! O~O
Dark Nakahara: O.o
Mizu Shizuka: Where did that face at the end come from? I don't remember putting that there. What?
Mizu Shizuka: Rarh.
Dark Nakahara: It's a ghost
Dark Nakahara: it's gonna eat cha
Mizu Shizuka: Oh dear. To be gummed to death by an ethereal being. How horrid.
Dark Nakahara: I know. You should run. Or give it a sacrafice.
Mizu Shizuka: I'll sacrifice some of my brother's clothes. I'm sure there are enough colonies of strange creatures growing in them that it should stay entertained for a good long time.
Dark Nakahara: Don't do that. I don't know if it'll like that.
Dark Nakahara: It may just gnaw off your arm.
Mizu Shizuka: Ooh.
Mizu Shizuka: What should I do?
Dark Nakahara: Give it an onigiri.
Dark Nakahara: Maybe then it will be pleased.
Dark Nakahara: Unless it's allergic to rice.
Mizu Shizuka: Onigiri seem to be the solution to all, hm?
Dark Nakahara: yes.
Dark Nakahara: Onigiri and bombs.
Mizu Shizuka: What's that? Yer washin machine isn't workin right? Pop in an onigiri. It'll fix it right up.
Mizu Shizuka: Or a bomb, yes.
Dark Nakahara: Either that or get a gay person to come gay it up for ya.
Mizu Shizuka: Precisely. I shall gay up my ghost friend and we will have a grand old time.
Dark Nakahara: yes.
Dark Nakahara: What is your ghost friend's name?
Mizu Shizuka: I dunno yet.
Mizu Shizuka: I haven't asked him/her/it.
Dark Nakahara: I was afraid it was going to be something very long and Japanese-y.
Mizu Shizuka: Yus. I shall name him/her/it Uketamawaraseraretakatta.
Dark Nakahara: what does that mean??
Mizu Shizuka: I wish I had been able to hear it.
Dark Nakahara: rofl
Dark Nakahara: is it a man?
Mizu Shizuka: Maybe.
Dark Nakahara: xD
Dark Nakahara: cAn your ghost speak Typonese?
Mizu Shizuka: Typonese?
Mizu Shizuka: I'm not sure what that is.
Dark Nakahara: TYposnese.
Dark Nakahara: The language orf the typos.
Dark Nakahara: of*
Mizu Shizuka: Oke. I had an idea, but I wanted to make sure.
Mizu Shizuka: I can't speak typosnesezhish, so I wouldn't be able to tell you.
Dark Nakahara: xD