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Wow I haven't written in this for a long time. o.o

But ever since I stopped, I was looking at my friend's journals and made me want to write something. 3nodding

So here it is...

Okay gimme a second to think of something. sweatdrop

So I am not a major politics person but I have been seeing a very slight change to humanity.

So now your asking, "Oh..Uh...Lol..How can you tell what changed humanity when you know people from the Internet and have no social life? =O"

Well it is highly possible but I read the newspaper sometimes. Only like two lines. -.- But I get the basic story of the head lines.

"A -insert deadly weapon- has bombed -insert country's name-. And it is a tourist attack O.O!"

LE GASP!

So that my friend is how we changed humanity. gonk

Were gonna blow ourselves up. 3nodding

Yep get ready, were gonna get crazier. ((You better believe it..))

With all the, "OMGZ YOU ATTACKED MY COUNTRY! I AM GONNA BLOW YOUR BRAIN OUT scream ! FEEL MY HANDS POP YOUR HEADS OFF!" condoodles going out and marking the peoples they hate, were really gonna cross the lines.

So with George Bush going,

George Bush: God made me president! And as president I am gonna blow every damn country that I can spell! confused mrgreen
A random guy: Amen! biggrin

So lets see, we had a recent attack in London with many trains blowing up. Which is sad so that’s no joking matter. o.o Time for a other interesting Mekura fact! xp

DID YOU KNOW THAT?
London teamed up with America during the Iraq War? eek
NOW YOU KNOW!

So do you REALLY think that the Iraq people will be like...

Random Iraq Man: DUDE ARE YOU OKAY? gonk
Dying Iraq Man: I am fine...Just don't kill the people that killed me, and give no name to our country, and let it be stamped over by cheap stamps. *dies*
Random Iraq Man: Okay. *shrugs* neutral

So that is why you should never accept war with America. Cause your eventually gonna hurt your people and feel stupid at the end. But London seem to be a little slow that day....

America: Um guys I am gonna go kill people wanna come? surprised
Canada: Um sorry eh, I just can't. Us Canadians believe in peace and love! Um..eh. 3nodding
France: Ah zee killing is no good to us. We shall eat frog legs instead! cool
Japan: HAI! twisted
Other countries that were asked: NO! scream
London: Righty-o! Bring it on! But first can we have tea? whee

((Disclaimer: I think Japan was asked to join the war, but no one wants to mess with them. Because if you mess with Japan, they are gonna take out their high tech lazers. o.o

A person: YOU MUST DIE! *takes out a little gun* scream
Japan People: *take out a long machine gun* Konnichiwa! wink
Person: Crap! gonk
*large explosion*

End of disclaimer. XP))

So this is why London should of saw it coming. o.o ....So I might not gotten every little fact in my rant right but...Meh. sweatdrop

Now lets go to a mystical place where no one never thought it'd would be on the world, with magical elves prancing around, cool lookin trees, and a dark gloomy castle, a school for young wizards and witches, Hogwarts. razz

Oh wait never mind I mean Egypt! =D ((Reading to much Harry Potter. DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THE SIXTH BOOK! scream ))

So Egypt is like a place where everything is cool, you got your little pyramids, spitting camels, sands, and people. Yep sounds like a cool place.

And you'd never guessed it...

IT HAD A TOURIST ATTACK! eek

Oh noes really?! gonk

Yes really. 3nodding

I have no idea why, I have no idea what Egypt did and never took a time to read it.

An other funny thing I noticed that people are really beginning to hate brown people. O.O I mean you can see that glint in their eyes. xd

A random person in a brown restaurant: I HATE YOU! I SHUN YOU! FOR WHAT ONE PERSON DID I HATE YOU!!!!! scream scream
Random brown citizen: o.o......Would like curry with that?

So ya. You know it's funny. That for what one crazy dude does impacts the whole race. rolleyes

Who ever this turban guy was running around and blowing up airplanes and running away was a bad chicken, but once that happened brown people was declared fiends.

FIENDS! WITH FOAM COMING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND EATING YOUR PANTS AND SNEAKING BOMBS INTO YOUR CHILDERN'S ROOM! evil mad

*cough*

But I don't have to worry for a long time about blowing ourselves up, I am gonna be dead. =D

Take that (grandx50) children! SUCKERS! I AM GONNA BE DEAD BEFORE YOU! >=D AH-HA!

But I don't think anyone will be brown, white, black, yellow, red whatever whacy colors there are.

Because were all gonna be baige.

Were gonna be baige because, with every different race mixing were all gonna be like the same skin tone. o.o

So you better start doing it now so your (grandx50) children won't regret it.

...I'm tired. -.-

Bye.

P.S. I am gonna go to a art gallery on Tuesday and see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. =D Whee.