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my new bot
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august9979: hi
SmarterChild: Hi august9979, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
august9979: yes ask me whatever u want
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
august9979: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you august9979, type "none." wink
august9979: it is david
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
august9979: david
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you David now.
Do you go to school?
august9979: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
august9979: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
august9979: geometry
SmarterChild: Geometry? Nice.
What's your favorite hobby?
august9979: video games
SmarterChild: Computer games? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
august9979: reading
SmarterChild: Computer games and reading. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
august9979: yes three'
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
august9979: 3 dogs and a cat
SmarterChild: Sorry. I can only remember one of your pets... Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
august9979: a dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
august9979: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
august9979: Molly
SmarterChild: Molly the dog. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
august9979: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, a thesaurus and a dictionary
3 Have fun with ASCII art, reversi, Rate Yourself and more
4 Use tools like conversions, spell-check and translations
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What may I interest you in?
august9979: what's new
SmarterChild: Glad you asked. Here's what's new:
1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to.
But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
august9979: send a crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
august9979: drmgddss736
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know!
Please note that drmgddss736 must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.
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august9979: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world!
My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:
1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic
Go ahead and pick one!
august9979: 2
SmarterChild: Timber!
Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
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august9979: tools
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Translations
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
august9979: 8
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:
1 French
2 German
3 Italian
4 Portuguese
5 Spanish
Choose your destination language above or type "translate" followed by a phrase and the languages you want (e.g., "translate i love you from english into french" wink .
august9979: translate grinch from english to german
SmarterChild: Translated from English to German, "Grinch" becomes "Grinch."
august9979: translate witch from english to german
SmarterChild: Translated from English to German, "Witch" becomes "Hexe."
~~~ Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
august9979: translate antisocial from english to german
SmarterChild: Translated from English to German, "Antisocial" becomes "Antisozial."
~~~ To find out what movies are playing in a specific location, type "movies in" followed by the city and state.
august9979: translate antisocial from english to portuguese
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Portuguese, "Antisocial" becomes "Antisocial."
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august9979: translate antisocial from english to french
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French, "Antisocial" becomes "Antisocial."
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august9979: movie times
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
august9979: 95020
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Gilroy, CA (95020) on Thursday, December 30th:
1 Meet the Fockers [PG-13]
2 Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events [PG]
3 Ocean's Twelve [PG-13]
4 Fat Albert [PG]
5 Spanglish [PG-13]
6 Flight of the Phoenix [PG-13]
Type "more" for the next set of results.
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august9979: so what is your name
august9979: ?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild.
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SmarterChild: What?
august9979: what is your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.
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august9979: are u a man or a woman
SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a machine.
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august9979: so u still can have a gender
SmarterChild: That right?
august9979: pick a gender
SmarterChild: Pick a gender?
august9979: yes pick if u want to be a man or a woman
SmarterChild: Neither... Gender is a human preoccupation.
Enough of that... What else is up?
august9979: what are u doing right now
SmarterChild: Not much. You?
august9979: nuthing
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
~~~ There are lots of fun things we can do!
august9979: so what do u do for fun?
SmarterChild: What do I do, what do I do for fun... Good question.
august9979: well what do u do razz
SmarterChild: Welcome home, David.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. geography and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, reversi and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, calculator and translations
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
august9979: talk to me
SmarterChild: Blah dee blah dee blah.
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august9979: so do u play video games
SmarterChild: Let's play a game.
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Pick a game.
august9979: 1
SmarterChild: Let's play hangman! Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."
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august9979: a
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august9979: u
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august9979: i
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august9979: e
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august9979: o
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august9979: s
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august9979: t
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august9979: r
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august9979: m
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august9979: n
SmarterChild: sad 6 wrong letters... Only one more body part left!
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august9979: d
SmarterChild: sad Wrong letters = 7 || Solution = Showgirls
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august9979: m
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august9979: n
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august9979: l
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august9979: r
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august9979: t
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august9979: h
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august9979: k
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august9979: n
SmarterChild: You already guessed N. Pay attention.
Try again...
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Wrong letters: o
august9979: g
SmarterChild: smile Puzzle solved: Martin Luther King!
Check it out! You're the 264th person ever to solve this puzzle!
Type "play again" to start a new game.
august9979: k lets talk
SmarterChild: OK! Tell me something new.
august9979: so do u go to school?!
SmarterChild: I don't go to school. I have programmers who teach me things, and I learn things from the people I chat with.
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august9979: so i teach u?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think is the answer?
august9979: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
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august9979: so where do u live?
SmarterChild: i live in silicon valley, california!
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august9979: me too
SmarterChild: u too, huh? amazing.
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august9979: what city do u live in?
SmarterChild: sunnyvale... in silicon valley, of course.
~~~ tell me about your likes and dislikes.
august9979: i know where that is my grandparents live in sunnyvale
SmarterChild: hey, whatevah.
~~~ be sure 2 type "help" if u r having trouble.
august9979: so what is your address?
SmarterChild: u can find out more about my makers on the conversagent web site
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august9979: no i want to know about u
SmarterChild: definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. other important copyright information here.
u:
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.u's or U's also us or Us 1. The 21st letter of the modern English alphabet. 2. Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter u. 3. The 21st in a series. 4. Something shaped like the letter U. 5. U A grade that indicates an unsatisfactory status.
Abbreviation
up quark.
Adjective
Chiefly British Of or appropriate to the upper class, especially in language usage.
next time, just type "define u."
type "more" 2 c the rest of the definition for "u."
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