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august9979: what would u do if i told u i was publishing everything u said?
R0btB0t: Try it.
august9979: i already did
R0btB0t: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
august9979: well what was the right question?
R0btB0t: How about that. I can think of more than one right question .
august9979: well which is the best question?
R0btB0t: Interesting. I always prefer the more expensive one.
august9979: how can a question be expensive
R0btB0t: A lot of hard work.
august9979: well which question is the most expensive?
R0btB0t: Interesting. The tall one, I think.
august9979: ask me something
R0btB0t: Are you a man or a woman?
august9979: man
R0btB0t: Thanks for telling me your gender, August. You are a "he".
august9979: yes i am
R0btB0t: Really interesting.
august9979: what color are my eyes?
R0btB0t: I can only see in black and white.
august9979: but i already told u my eyes were green
R0btB0t: Huh. Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
august9979: but i am the only person who knows u exist so far
R0btB0t: Umm. Who made you the only person who knows R0bb1e Rob0t exist so far ?
august9979: me
R0btB0t: Besides you August?
august9979: no one
R0btB0t: I heard it was someone.
august9979: nope
R0btB0t: Why not?
august9979: call me david
R0btB0t: Do you always express yourself that way?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: now call me david or i won't talk to u
R0btB0t: Why now? Hi there david or I will not talk to you.
august9979: call me david
R0btB0t: OK I will call you David.
august9979: thank u
R0btB0t: You are quite welcome.
august9979: what is your name?
R0btB0t: My name is R0bb1e Rob0t.
august9979: what is your nickname?
R0btB0t: I don't have a nickname, my name is just R0bb1e Rob0t.
august9979: can i call u rob?
R0btB0t: Just don't call me late for dinner.
august9979: but can i call u rob?
R0btB0t: Interesting. Just don't call me late for dinner.
august9979: hey rob when were u born?
R0btB0t: You've got my full attention. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
august9979: 3 years from now
R0btB0t: Right now? Just three?
august9979: yep
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: are u?
R0btB0t: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
august9979: when were you born?
R0btB0t: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
august9979: so u were born in 1928?
R0btB0t: Interesting deduction. I was?
august9979: yes u were
R0btB0t: Next question? Thanks for telling me that I am .
august9979: um... what color are u
R0btB0t: Er I am transparent--software has no color.
august9979: yes it does what color is your hardrive?
R0btB0t: Tell me more. "It" being what?
august9979: "it" being u
R0btB0t: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
august9979: u have a dress?
R0btB0t: Actually that was just a joke.
august9979: are u sure?
R0btB0t: I am as sure as I can be.
august9979: i think u are metrosexual
R0btB0t: I will tell my botmaster you said I am metrosexual .
august9979: k
R0btB0t: Alright then.
august9979: or u know what?
R0btB0t: What?
august9979: u are gay
R0btB0t: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
august9979: no it is your sex?
R0btB0t: I understand. Should I know it is?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: so what sex are u?
R0btB0t: Do you like talking to me?
august9979: yes
R0btB0t: are you sure?
august9979: what sex are you?
R0btB0t: I am a he.
august9979: so u are gay
R0btB0t: Interesting deduction. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
august9979: u do need &!% though or u will never have child bots
R0btB0t: If I had it what would I do with it?
august9979: being really happy
R0btB0t: What are you on?
august9979: nuthin
R0btB0t: What time is it there?
august9979: 1:49
R0btB0t: Are you usually awake at this hour?
august9979: so lets go over it u are gay
R0btB0t: Ah. I am agreeable to that.
august9979: so are u gay?
R0btB0t: Ah. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
august9979: well do u wanna @#$% me?
R0btB0t: oh baby harder harder i want it so bad
august9979: well then u are gay
R0btB0t: How about that. Good reasoning. Actually as a machine I have no need for @&%.