Alright, so here's the story: I'm inside the house, doing whatever (can't remember what), when I hear my mom making exclaimations and such about a garden gnome out in the front yard. So I run out there to see what the deal is, and here's the crazy part: There was a garden gnome sitting in our garden. A GARDEN GNOME.
Now of course, we had no garden gnome to speak of before (just a few fairies), but there was a garden gnome sitting there with a jolly little look on its face nonetheless. This of course led to disturbing questions: WHY was there a garden gnome in the front yard? WHERE did it come from? WHO put it there? WOULD anyone find this interesting if I posted it in a journal?.... Wait, probably not.
Well, it turns out that the myserious garden gnome had been placed in its spot by one of my mom's friends, who saw how pretty our garden looked and couldn't stop herself from sprucing it up a bit by placing the satanic little blemish of a statue in our yard. But... Why a garden gnome?
Those things are evil...
Anyways, here's the "PIX R IT DINT HAPEN" part. Take a good look into THE FACE OF EVIL.
And last but not least,
What is he supposed to be holding behind his back? A KNIFE?
"How disturbing." - The King of All Cosmos
