Comedy is when I see you walk into an open sewer and die.
It's all relative. Apparently, my humor is quite appreciated by some, but loathed and despised by others. WEll, ******** you for making me remove my sense of humor before logging on. I tell jokes, I'm sarcastic, I'm a cynic, and I'm a b*****d. I guess that's wrong on some indescribable level with some of you. Wankers.
"You take your brain, your guts, your reproductive organs, and wire them up. Then aim them at the planet like some sort of meat gun. Yeah, with the right words, you can blow a kneecap off the world."
Twistex · Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 04:34pm · 5 Comments |