hello! i was just so RUDELY woken up by my dad talking to the cat right when my dream was gettin' to the good part! you want to hear my dream?? i thought so!! and if you don't then too bad cuz i'm gonna make you listen *ties to chair* there you go!! bwahahaha! now here is my dream!!!!
i was just walking around town thinking about the relic, that was part of my ancestry, and how it had just recently been stolen from right under our noses. i heard screaming and turned my head in the direction only to see a gang of guys stealing something. then they got into a fight with another gang. i found it very interesting and found them to be of my benefit. idea i made a master plan >=D!!! the next day i dressed as a man. or like a 17 yr old japanese boy (the gang was japanese{everything was pretty much japanese}). they were in a fight and trying to rescue a fair maiden. one of them was in trouble and then... i showed up. i helped him out by beating the livng daylights out of the dude who was bashing him around, meaning i just kicked him where the sun don't shine xp (yes i know, i'm a dishonorable man by doing that). he thanked me and we were off on our way. yes that is right, we went... building hopping(!)... with the damsel... who kind of fell in love with me heart and i pointed to (i think his name was... (if not it is now)) shiro and told her that she could love him. everybody luved me. they made me part of the gang smile i was an important person in the gang because of my "great fighting skills" and because of my well mannered and polite stature. one day i was sitting with them and they were talking about girls and how one day they would like to have one that would cook for them and love them to the death. shingo,who was the guy who always got the girls, was telling us what it was like to have a girl but he was also saying some pretty nasty stuff, "yeah... women dig me. maybe one day they will dig you guys too. i guess i just have such a hot bod that they fall all over me. you won't believe how many chicks i've had. i lost count at 50. chicks are always there to please men. maybe one day i'll teach ya all how to score and you might become as good as me when it comes to gettin' the ladies. they're like cats. they'll love ya no matter what." without noticing i said, "then i guess that makes men like dogs." they all stopped laughing and stared at me. "what do you mean, poks?" i was slightly startled by what i had just said. cassually i continued my comeback, "well men are like dogs in that sense. always chasing after the little kitties. women are not just rusty tools that we can leave lying around the shed! they are delicate figurines that we must keep safe and protect them as much we can! in return we will get something greater than just a small crush or a swoon." all the guys looked at me eek , "wow poks!! you must have so many girls after you!!" i was surpirsed as they all moved in on my face to hear what i had to say next, "actually no, i've never had a girlfriend sweatdrop " they all quickly backed away "no way! a guy like you?!?! but you're total chick material!!" then they all looked at eachother and then back at me ninja eek "dude... you're not... you know... a f*g... are you?? you don't like... GUYS do you???" i panicked slighlty on the inside(me on the inside: gonk ) sweatdrop , "o-o-of course i don't! don't be silly!!! guys are totally out of my league! i don't swing that way!" (pls note that i am still a girl under all that manly clothing) They all slumped back in relief to their spots, "phew! you got us scared there for a minute poks!" yes my name was poku but they all called me poks or steal cat because i was good at stealing but when it came to fighting i would run away like the p***y cat i was (they never really noticed that i would run). one day i was being watched by the big organized crime group that had stolen my family's relic. i went into a movie theatre dressed as a girl as i always do and saw that there were afew henchmen there. at least they wouldn't exactly recognise me. unless they were watching the girl me and had no clue about the guy me. jason was there and he was getting aquainted with the guys in my gang. i sat down and talked to jason then all the guys stared at me. oh no! i forgot to take off my wig! "poks is... is... a chick?!?!" that's how they all learned the horribly shocking truth... i told them my story and how i had to find a way to get my family's treasure back. there's a story about the treasure and if it lost or stolen away from the family, we will all be cursed for eternity unless the relic is brought back. they all left angrily feeling used and the henchmen were still there. of course they weren't looking for the girl me, they were trying to keep an eye on the guy me, but they didn't notice i was there because i took the guy wig off (phew!). well all was forgiven and i became the first girl to join the gang! i think they called me by something else now. it was ninja kitty or something like that. we all lived in this big apartment. it was really nice. but the time for me to strike back was getting closer. i looked around the apartment. everyone had left and i was the only one home. some people entered. it was the organised crime ppl who had stolen my family's relic. we talked and they threatened to kill me if i were to try and take back my relic which they now reffered to as theirs. mom and dad picked me up later on and mom started to cry. "i went to the psychic today, chantelle. she said that you will die tomorrow. june the 16th." i answered calmly, " oh really?? hmm... oh well. at least i will die with some sort of honor. i'm fighting for my family ^-^. awwww... darn. there goes my dream of ever becoming an archaeologist. oh well... maybe in my next lifetime." i was back at the apartment later on and it had been several days from the 16th. i decided to reschedule my plans. but now i had to compensate for it. the grandmother of one of the guys was coming for a visit and we were going to throw a big party. she had heard of poku and wanted to meet me(i still dressed like a guy because some of the guys didn't know that i was a girl, most of them already did though) i was in shingo's room and decided i would be a girl for meeting obaasan(grandma). "i don't think that's a good idea. grandma doesn't like girls in our home." said shingo "well too bad! she's going to have to! cuz poku is out at the moment!" i said. although i was going to dress like a girl, i was dressing like a JAPANESE girl. with a kimono (oo shnazzeh!). i guess i was more geisha-ish than normal girl-ish. obaa(granny)came into the room as i was brushing my hair, and for reasons unknown to me i faked a scream and ran to shingo. shingo intorduced me. my name was something like ishiigo. she didn't like me. infact she kept giving me the evil eye, although happy to see her grandson(who was basically the only one in the house) "grandson, where is everyone??" asked obaa, "i think they went out to get stuff for the party" he answered. and like stupid little me and forgetting to organise my plans better, i had to run around everywhere dressing as poku, and as ishiigo and also like regular channy. the party had already started and i was dressed like poku. apparently obaa was convinced that i was one of her grandsons(as poku) i went up to her and said "obaasan!! i missed you!!" she hugged me with glee. "eeee!!! poku!! oh my you have grown!! your parents have fed you well!! eee!!! my boy!!!" you could tell she liked men more than women who were "inferior". now we know where shingo got his womanising from. i said goodbye to obaa and ran straight to shingo. "psst shingo! help me out! i have to change into ishiigo!! i have a performance i have to do!" "okay i'll keep ppl away" i dressed into ishiigo and i was in a beautiful kimono! my hair was as white as snow. i sat next t this girl because i was to be the centre attention in afew minutes. everyone came to see me. the first dance was done. i was to be up next but i was supposed to come in at a certain part of the song(it was a techno song) at the climax to surprise and aw everyone. but then... i woke up.
heehee! this is one of my favorate dreams ^_^ hope you guys liked it! pirate
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