WHAT MEN SHOULD NEVER SAY AFTER SEX
1 ) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2 ) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3 ) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4 ) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5 ) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
6 ) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7 ) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8 ) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9 ) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10 ) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"
11 ) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.
12 ) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
13 ) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
14 ) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15 ) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"
16 ) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"
17 ) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?"
18 ) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there
 sephiroth2368 · Mon Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:55pm · 0 Comments |
