NURSERY RHYMES
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET Sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It was not the spider that crept up beside her But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pieman Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dumbass!"
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun When the cat died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Puddin' Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, She was very, very good, But when she was bad, She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.
 sephiroth2368 · Mon Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:50pm · 1 Comments |
