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He may be her lucky penny ...but she'll never get to shine. Sometimes I look back and consider the very probable waste of not having chosen to become a hired criminal. Sure, they exist outside pretty much every facet of known society and legality, but I'm pretty sure I'd be good at it. I'm serious here, for all sorts of various and sundry reasons. A lot of them involve blood. Of course, that I am considering this because I'm economically disadvantaged at this point in time does raise the excellent question of "Do I take my own life seriously enough to not get bored and/or murdered?" Please don't take this seriously. It's just an idea that crossed my mind, and many people would make good dentists or accountants by their natural proclivities, but choose to do other things instead. I just happen to have thought of a more...colorful career path. If you laugh at this entry, good on you. That was more or less the point. In other news, the cat lives on yet, and I am going to get turned down for an awesome job today. I've accepted it, at least the job bit. :'D

Posted by: fubenkunai Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 06:56pm

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Commented on: Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 08:47pm


	ninjahugs

Commented on: Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 11:14pm


	seconds the ninjahug You're not the only one thinking along these lines. Donnie and myself have done nothing but hatch plans to get ourselves into shady business for the past week. It's a logical thought progression.

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Commented on: Wed Oct 25, 2006 @ 11:39pm


	Would you have a heist monkey as a co-worker?

Commented on: Thu Oct 26, 2006 @ 04:18pm


	In the kind of criminal activity to which I am most suited, there's not much stealing. But I might buy a monkey anyway, because it would be neeeeat to have. whee

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Commented on: Thu Oct 26, 2006 @ 06:08pm


	Ah. I wish I could throw more Dan Cook comments into this topic. It's so fun. xd

Commented on: Thu Oct 26, 2006 @ 07:17pm


	"Why not me? I want that!" xd We spent a small portion of AX watching Dane Cook on my computer, using someone else's pirated internet to get you YouTube. Dizzamn yo, there are my criminal inclinations again, although I think they come out even since what the Hilton charged for internet was extortionate.

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Commented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 05:33am


	Dane Cook... AND CRABS God, I had that damned song stuck in my head again the other day. It made me all wistful and nostalgic for the tiny freaky liquor store and the "all natural sexual potency random pill cocktail" packets.

Commented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 06:09am


	Oh fuben, you're such the criminal mastermind. Someone should do something about you. Because one minute you're stealing intarwebz from someone, the next you're running over elderly women crossing the street and poisoning public swimming pools.

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Commented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 08:41am


	Every time I think of the crab song, I think of the liquor store. And of "the internet is for porn," that too. I miss con season! They let us throw things at people and the beds were squishy and I really do wonder what the maid service did with our apology gift. emo

Commented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 04:14pm


	I'd like to think they had a grand old party, gossiped about all the neurotic hotel guests in Spanish, flouted the oppresive regime of the Almighty Concierge, and invaded the hot tub.

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Commented on: Fri Oct 27, 2006 @ 05:23pm


	Might I add quite possibly all at the same time.

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