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lecherous_boys
tears of a cheetah
I just woke up, I’m not feeling very well, my stomach is killing me! I woke up at least 10 times last night, and when I wasn't awake I was dreaming the weirdest dreams...like I had this one dream that the grad committee changed the date grad was supposed to be on, but changed it so it was the day after they "sent" out the letter so basically no one was there. anyways Marc Boyer (eww) was there and kept trying to go out with me but Sophie was there too and was all pissed off that marc was being a man slut with me but not with her. Finally after about an hour of him trying convince me to go to the bathroom with him so he could "show" me something, I actually agreed to hang out with him so he wouldn't pester me anymore and all he talked about (to my relief) was how hot Sophie looked in her druid costume (for some reason she was wearing a white burlap sack with sequins on it). lol. Then we all had to do this weird dance, and I apparently had the lead role. It was some crazy acrobatic dance thing (though quite cool to look at) where we all had to climb on this giant tower like structure wearing Christmas lights and start making these weird designs with our bodies. Anyways after the dance I sat down at this table and Sirius black was there and was moping around cus he wasn't allowed to have alcohol cus he was a recovering alcoholic but Mrs. Kost kept ordering him to drink it. When I sat down with him he started giving me all the alcohol so Mrs. Kost wouldn't hit him for not drinking it. It was weird!

Another dream was that I was on my way to school and there was this cheetah roaming the streets. I didn't mind him being there because it's a CHEETAH! How cool is that s**t? annnnyways I was walking to the bus stop and magic (neighbor’s cat, comes to visit me all the time) was walking across the street and got ran over by a car! she flew in the air and landed on the ground where she got ran over again! NOOOOOOOO! I ran out to save her from being struck by a third car (where the hell is all this traffic coming from?!?) and I pick her up and I think to myself that she's actually ok...then I feel something wet on my arm and I lift up her tail and her intestinal track is falling out! she's had a rectal prolapse, but apparently when she got hit by the first car her collar came off and she SOMEHOW ended up swallowing it (how does that happen?) anyways, her collar is hanging out the end of her intestines and the buckle has pierced the intestinal lining! anyways I decide that I’m gonna take her to the vet, even if I have to pay for her surgery and medical bills by myself. but first I have to go home and get my wallet...and standing right in front of my door is the cheetah! it's gonna eat me and the kitty! so I cleverly try to trick the cheetah into thinking we're somewhere else by throwing my voice (like ventriloquists (?)) and it works. so I run inside and tell my dad what happened and he starts yelling at me for skipping school! after I finally convince my dad to drive me to the vet, we jump in the car and...run over the cheetah! OMG! seriously, why is everything being killed? so we have to take the cheetah to the vet to because she starts crying out blood and preaching that the world is going to end when midnight comes unless we take her to the exotic vet clinic in Wyoming (!?!). And that’s when I woke up.

so anyways, since I’m not feeling very well we're going to the gardens tomorrow. Sab's gonna come over when she can drag her a** outta bed, and where just gonna hang out here. I’m probably gonna go to her soccer game though...cus I ruined our turtle touching expedition *tear*.

anyways I’m gonna try and go back to sleep, maybe I’ll feel better in a few hours.

g!





 
 
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