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Jeff: "Batman."

Abed: "Yeah?"

Jeff: "Are you staying for the party?"

Abed: "If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night. Staying vigilant.

Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there.

Wherever there are masks or there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there.

But sometimes I'm not 'cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant.

Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurdling. Sleeping.

No, I can't sleep.

You sleep. I'm awake.

I don't sleep. I don't blink.

Am I a bird? No.

I'm a bat.

I am Batman.

Or am I?

Yes, I am Batman."


- Community (Season 1, Episode 7)