Me, Myself, and I are fighting again....
Myself: Spring~
Me: Finally... It's been ages since I've seen sunlight..
I: It's been a long time since i've hurt Myself.
Myself: Indeed. I, haven't you been in hibernation?
I: Shut up and go hug a tree.
Me: Stop it. It's spring, and it's beautiful outside, and..
I: And You're growing a backbone?
Me: Uh..... No.
Myself: Me's coming out of his shell.
Me: I'm going hide in the corner now..
I: Hmph. Wimp.
Myself: Imagine you being her, I. Being judged, automatically thinking people hate you.
Me: Thanks, Myself.
Myself: Well, it's true! Tell me now that it isn't.
Me: ........
I: It isn't.
Myself: So says I.
I: Gah, I'm suprised you're still alive.
Me: We all have a reason to be shot: Myself for his Lennon-ness, I for his anger management-
I: HEY!
Me: And Me, for god knows how many reasons.
Myself: Me, you're to hard on yourself. You're a nice girl.
Me: No I'm not.
I and Myself: Shuttup!
Me: ........
Myself: Sorry, but you need to stop. Why are you so underconfident?
Me: I plea the 5th.
I: Overruled.
Me: It's the fifth amendment!
I: But this isn't america... This.. Is... SPARTA!
Me: I'm suprised you haven't kicked me.
I: Oh, I would if I could.
Myself: But the cornered rat shall bite the cat.
I: I need a gun....
Me: Don't kill myself.
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