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Sad news Ladies & Gents.
Les Paul died this week.

Yes im afraid its true. The Rock Legend Les Paul was the Godfather Of The Gibson Guitar. Sure i could go on an intire monoluge discussing why Les Paul Kicked a** but insted i think I'll just tell you what Nintendo did to honor his Memory.

"WII GIBSON GUITAR!"

But hold on!Before buying that, I would consider you go buy something that wont blow up when you use the green button to play Hanger 18 on expert mood. If you've read recent Yahoo news The Nintendo Company has had to send back over 500 Wii Remotes. Cause some p***y said it blew up in his hand waa~.
So it got me thinking. What other game controllers made people want to kill themselves that did'nt involve it blowing up. So PUBLIC I GIVE YOU
THE 5 UNECCASARY GAME CONTROLORS

5.N-Gage
Admitting it is a gaming system. It was baisicly one big controler with a screen on it that said "******** you!" everytime you played a game. Did i mention it was also a phone. yeah.....Who does'nt want that?! Oh wait a minute. Everytime you wanted to change a game you had to put a new battery in it! Hey guess what My Iphone can play Resident Evil Degeneration with out a battery so SUCK IT N-GAGE!

4.The Atari Mind Link
The Matari Mind Link was made for Atari2600 and other Antari counsels. The Mind Link Was advertised it could read your mind. it could'nt.

That probably was a good thing. Come on you cant tell me you did'nt want your parents to see what you do in your spare time on a T.V screen. What it really did was read the movments of your face and head but when you shifted your eyebrow. And no playing video games with your eyebrow was not cool in the 80's.

3.R.O.B
As much as i loved playing as him in Super Smash Brothers i'de prefer too keep it that way. What you did was hook this cute robot up and when you press a button the robot moves.....its claw.....and dances.

2.Virtual Boy
Ok i guess The gameboy creator thought it was a good idea to make something that looked like a grill and a Camera. It was niether of those things. Infact what you would do was put your face into its cold pocket screen and play red and black games with Torpedo launcher contollers. You would usaully have to take a break from playing because of headackes,nausia,stiff necks,realization on what you bought was a bad idea.

1.THE POWER GLOVE!
Nintendo you did it agian! You made something so revalutionary that the whole world will go and buy your products that probablly took you two days to make. It was called the power glove. You'de hook up some sensor and with a flick of a finger you just passed three levels of mario. again,and again, and agian. But no matter how "Easy" it was to use it still looked like the most badass thing Nintendo has ever created! Of course the power glove did come with great games like!

Scuicidel Mario! Stop him from jumping into holes and running into Goombas!
Or
Ledgend Of Zelda The Tale Of The Constent Walking Backwards! Just Try Too Keep Him From Walking Normally! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

******** YEAH I WANT IT!

Good Bye For Now