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As you are all probably aware of.
Batman Arkum Asylum is comming out for Ps3, Xbox 360, and Windows for Vista
On a very vage due date.

Like other childeren born in the 80's I looked up to sweaty guys in spandex costums beating up robbers and insane people to a bloody pulp. Apperntly all this revenge could'nt be healed with sychiatric help and happy pills. Making Batman a very sensible character we all know and love.

But When Stan Lee has to be a d**k and create Spider Man to compete with Batman. Things can go out of hand. I mean i like men shooting white shooting white stuff out of his hands as much as the next guy but i'de prether watching a guy shoot something that'll come some guy out of his hand. Dont you think it's fair to just have batman get his own game not based on the crappy Micheal Bay Films?

I mean come on just the name.

Batman Arkum Asylum
They could'nt just call it "Batman The video game version where Micheal Bay did'nt want to be made fun of for doing his charcol voice. Also there's an Asylum."
No they had to shrowed the fact in a mixed timeline between 1940 and 2008.

What Is The True Timeline Micheal Bay!
TELL ME!

You cant cancha!
Thats what i thought....

The villains in the game also seem to be off wack
Here are the fallowing.
.Joker(Ok!)
.Harlly Qunn(AWSOME!)
.BANE(makes sense)
.Killer Crock(I'll buy it-but...)
.Riddler(Now wait a minute-)
.Mr.Scaz(Who The ******** Is Mr.Scaz!)
.Mob Boss(You just ran out of ideas for names did'nt you.)
.Poisen Ivy(You know. cause every Asylum just has an Observitory.)
.Clay Face(For christ sakes end it there please! Even Batman needs a break!)
.Mr.Bio(Mr.Bio was never really in the batman series or ever metiond in any of the cartoons. But he was im superman. And in Arkum Asylum he's mentiond by a body gaurd only once and qoute "I wounder how joker knows Mr.Bio?" wink

There's your list of badguys. To bad they did'nt have the budget for braun Shorginniger to play Mr.Freeze.

And thus ends my little tale of Batman. And Remember What Happens In Arkum Stays In Arkum.

Goodbye For Now