Well hello again! Rather then write something creative and interesting, I'm instead going to show you the billions of quizzes I took.
You Are Upper Middle Class
You're stuck in an interesting middle area between upper and middle class.
You're wealthy enough for most people to call you rich (or at least comfortable), but you don't feel rich!
Climbing your way to the top is hard work. And you've often feel stretched for time and resources.
If only you had a little more money! You can't help but wish you had the lifestyle of the upper class.
You may end up: A manager, high school teacher, or accountant.
Other people who share your class: "White collar" professionals and business people
What Class Are You?
Huh. I always think of my family as being Lower Middle Class.
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
How Normal Are You?
You are Barefoot!
You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl
You can't be restricted by shoes for very long
And unsurprisingly, the same goes for men
Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are
What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?
You Are an Acai Berry
You are an intense, fascinating person with a very strong personality.
You don't shy away from controversy, and you're incredibly independent.
You are cultured, knowledgeable, and worldly. You have a deep understanding of things.
You are lively and healthy. You believe your body is a temple, and you treat it as such.
What Tropical Fruit Are You?
You Take the Road Less Traveled
You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you.
You often find yourself rushing through life. You don't take as much time as you'd like to enjoy the little things.
You're willing to take a few risks in life. You may not take the road no one travels, but you're happy to take the road less traveled.
You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later.
In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you.
The Road Trip Test
You Are Copper
You are provocative and challenging. You help people realize who they really are.
You live a very balanced life. You always take time for love and art.
You are both a powerful and generous person. You always have time to give back.
People find you to be incredibly ethical and loyal.
What Metal Are You?
You Are ROTFL
When you're online, you're the life of the party.
You always have a silly link to share or a new emoticon that you've discovered.
You're always up for chatting, and you respond to your friends' messages right away.
You're not just laughing out loud with friends online... you're rolling on the floor laughing!
What Internet Slang Are You?
...This isn't a very accurate description. I'm not even that outgoing online.
Your Social Anxiety Level: 40%
You have low social anxiety.
Of course very unfamiliar or strange situations make you uncomfortable.
But you can pull through and handle almost any social occasion with grace.
Are You Socially Anxious?
You Are a Light Pink Rose
You represent sweetness and grace.
Your vibe: Kind and gentle
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend
What Color Rose Are You?
You Are a Newsboy
You are a quick thinking, forward looking, and even revolutionary person.
You use fashion to project a powerful and chic image.
You like to experiment with new ideas, looks, and even lifestyles.
People may try to label you, but it's impossible. You draw inspiration from many subcultures.
What Winter Hat Are You?
You Are 52% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.
Are You A Lady?
Your Superhero Name is The Flaming Slayer
Your Superpower is Undead
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Star Shotgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Bullet Train
What's Your Superhero Name?
You Are Assertive
You assert yourself whenever it's necessary, but you're always polite and appropriate about it.
You're not a bully, a manipulator, or a nag. You just state what you need quickly and honestly.
You've been assertive for so long that it just comes naturally to you. You're definitely not shy.
People wonder why you get what you want in life. Well, it's because you ask for it!
How Assertive Are You?
I am?
You Should Make 4 Resolutions
Save Money
Get Fit
Volunteer to Help Others
Spend More Time With Family and Friends
What Should You Resolve to Change Next Year?
You Are 38% Scary
You scare men off occasionally, but only very weak men.
You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.
Do You Scare Off Men?
You Attract a Cancer
When sensitive, needy, emotional Cancer meet you, they've met your match.
You can nurture a Cancer and take things as slowly as is needed.
You are careful with your Cancer. You try not to ever say or do anything upsetting.
You're willing to walk on eggshells. It's worth it for your Cancer's devotion.
What Sign Do You Attract?
Funnily enough, I am a Cancer. Conclusion: I was probably semi-subconciously answering the questions in a 'treat others the way you would want to be treated' way. Or I'm not very Cancerish.
You Are Tea
You are mellow and reflective. You don't allow yourself to feel in a rush and frenzied.
You're likely to appreciated the ideas or connections that come up over a warm cup of tea.
While you do enjoy the energy of a caffeine boost, you love that it allows you to take a break.
You're not in a rush to do anything. You're content with your life, and in no rush to change it.
Are You Coffee or Tea?
Your Life is Sometimes Satisfying
You enjoy life most of the time, but you could be getting more out of it.
You have your ups and downs, but probably more of them than is ideal.
Try to life a more balanced, simple life. It's possible that stress is getting you down.
Or you may not be doing what you truly love. Seize the day, and follow your own path!
How Satisfying Is Your Life?
Your Family Is 36% Dysfunctional
Your family isn't perfect, but everyone's pretty good at working things out.
There's probably been a bit of family drama in your past... and who's to say it's over?
As long as your family communicates openly and respects one another everything should be fine.
Everyone in your family does love one another. They just may not be so good at showing it.
Is Your Family Dysfunctional?
Your Body is 10 Years Old
Your body is younger than it should be. Congratulations!
You're taking good care of yourself, and it's definitely paying off.
Whether it's by accident or by choice, you're living a very healthy lifestyle.
Keep it up, and you're likely to live a long, vibrant life.
How Old Is Your Body?
gonk I'm not that flatchested!
You Are Fairly Skeptical
You're not the type of person who will fall for anything...
But you do keep your mind open to all sorts of possibilities.
You figure that anything could be true. After all, the world is a strange place.
However, you're going to need some convincing before you can believe in aliens or reincarnation!
How Skeptical Are You?
You Are 52% Feminine, 48% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Your Prom Style is a Classic Halter Dress
Classy and sexy, you know how to make a lasting impression without having an outrageous dress.
What's Your Prom Style?
Yeah, I don't think I would be likely to wear that dress though.
Your Christmas is Most Like: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Christmas was not a big deal for you growing up...
And you're still trying to figure out what it all means.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional.
You prefer things the way you've always known them.
You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that.
Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style.
Those who like you crave security.
People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them.
You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin.
And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect.
What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Upper Middle Class
You're stuck in an interesting middle area between upper and middle class.
You're wealthy enough for most people to call you rich (or at least comfortable), but you don't feel rich!
Climbing your way to the top is hard work. And you've often feel stretched for time and resources.
If only you had a little more money! You can't help but wish you had the lifestyle of the upper class.
You may end up: A manager, high school teacher, or accountant.
Other people who share your class: "White collar" professionals and business people
What Class Are You?
Huh. I always think of my family as being Lower Middle Class.
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
How Normal Are You?
You are Barefoot!
You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl
You can't be restricted by shoes for very long
And unsurprisingly, the same goes for men
Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are
What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?
You Are an Acai Berry
You are an intense, fascinating person with a very strong personality.
You don't shy away from controversy, and you're incredibly independent.
You are cultured, knowledgeable, and worldly. You have a deep understanding of things.
You are lively and healthy. You believe your body is a temple, and you treat it as such.
What Tropical Fruit Are You?
You Take the Road Less Traveled
You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you.
You often find yourself rushing through life. You don't take as much time as you'd like to enjoy the little things.
You're willing to take a few risks in life. You may not take the road no one travels, but you're happy to take the road less traveled.
You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later.
In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you.
The Road Trip Test
You Are Copper
You are provocative and challenging. You help people realize who they really are.
You live a very balanced life. You always take time for love and art.
You are both a powerful and generous person. You always have time to give back.
People find you to be incredibly ethical and loyal.
What Metal Are You?
You Are ROTFL
When you're online, you're the life of the party.
You always have a silly link to share or a new emoticon that you've discovered.
You're always up for chatting, and you respond to your friends' messages right away.
You're not just laughing out loud with friends online... you're rolling on the floor laughing!
What Internet Slang Are You?
...This isn't a very accurate description. I'm not even that outgoing online.
Your Social Anxiety Level: 40%
You have low social anxiety.
Of course very unfamiliar or strange situations make you uncomfortable.
But you can pull through and handle almost any social occasion with grace.
Are You Socially Anxious?
You Are a Light Pink Rose
You represent sweetness and grace.
Your vibe: Kind and gentle
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend
What Color Rose Are You?
You Are a Newsboy
You are a quick thinking, forward looking, and even revolutionary person.
You use fashion to project a powerful and chic image.
You like to experiment with new ideas, looks, and even lifestyles.
People may try to label you, but it's impossible. You draw inspiration from many subcultures.
What Winter Hat Are You?
You Are 52% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.
Are You A Lady?
Your Superhero Name is The Flaming Slayer
Your Superpower is Undead
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Star Shotgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Bullet Train
What's Your Superhero Name?
You Are Assertive
You assert yourself whenever it's necessary, but you're always polite and appropriate about it.
You're not a bully, a manipulator, or a nag. You just state what you need quickly and honestly.
You've been assertive for so long that it just comes naturally to you. You're definitely not shy.
People wonder why you get what you want in life. Well, it's because you ask for it!
How Assertive Are You?
I am?
You Should Make 4 Resolutions
Save Money
Get Fit
Volunteer to Help Others
Spend More Time With Family and Friends
What Should You Resolve to Change Next Year?
You Are 38% Scary
You scare men off occasionally, but only very weak men.
You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.
Do You Scare Off Men?
You Attract a Cancer
When sensitive, needy, emotional Cancer meet you, they've met your match.
You can nurture a Cancer and take things as slowly as is needed.
You are careful with your Cancer. You try not to ever say or do anything upsetting.
You're willing to walk on eggshells. It's worth it for your Cancer's devotion.
What Sign Do You Attract?
Funnily enough, I am a Cancer. Conclusion: I was probably semi-subconciously answering the questions in a 'treat others the way you would want to be treated' way. Or I'm not very Cancerish.
You Are Tea
You are mellow and reflective. You don't allow yourself to feel in a rush and frenzied.
You're likely to appreciated the ideas or connections that come up over a warm cup of tea.
While you do enjoy the energy of a caffeine boost, you love that it allows you to take a break.
You're not in a rush to do anything. You're content with your life, and in no rush to change it.
Are You Coffee or Tea?
Your Life is Sometimes Satisfying
You enjoy life most of the time, but you could be getting more out of it.
You have your ups and downs, but probably more of them than is ideal.
Try to life a more balanced, simple life. It's possible that stress is getting you down.
Or you may not be doing what you truly love. Seize the day, and follow your own path!
How Satisfying Is Your Life?
Your Family Is 36% Dysfunctional
Your family isn't perfect, but everyone's pretty good at working things out.
There's probably been a bit of family drama in your past... and who's to say it's over?
As long as your family communicates openly and respects one another everything should be fine.
Everyone in your family does love one another. They just may not be so good at showing it.
Is Your Family Dysfunctional?
Your Body is 10 Years Old
Your body is younger than it should be. Congratulations!
You're taking good care of yourself, and it's definitely paying off.
Whether it's by accident or by choice, you're living a very healthy lifestyle.
Keep it up, and you're likely to live a long, vibrant life.
How Old Is Your Body?
gonk I'm not that flatchested!
You Are Fairly Skeptical
You're not the type of person who will fall for anything...
But you do keep your mind open to all sorts of possibilities.
You figure that anything could be true. After all, the world is a strange place.
However, you're going to need some convincing before you can believe in aliens or reincarnation!
How Skeptical Are You?
You Are 52% Feminine, 48% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Your Prom Style is a Classic Halter Dress
Classy and sexy, you know how to make a lasting impression without having an outrageous dress.
What's Your Prom Style?
Yeah, I don't think I would be likely to wear that dress though.
Your Christmas is Most Like: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Christmas was not a big deal for you growing up...
And you're still trying to figure out what it all means.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional.
You prefer things the way you've always known them.
You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that.
Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style.
Those who like you crave security.
People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them.
You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin.
And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect.
What Kind of Pie Are You?
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