boring as it is.
I was browsing the Ball giveaway threads, and came upon this:
(posted by him--> wink "andy354123"
WORDS OF WISDOM
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
... I love it. xD
so not much happened today, cleaned the kitchen took a nap, went to the Gaia Theater Company performance (Flash decided to be stupid just as it ended... -.-; wink , played with the (now 3!) kittens, and now I'm here.
Called about band camp lessons earlier.
decided to give colorguard "lessons" another shot for fun, but I'm thinking I'll stay in band- flags is boring and has too much drama. rolleyes
Hopefully Brittany can condense us in Black Saddle. ^^ (I got when we were supposed to do it, and was wishing to go up front to order the front row around, but I keep my place... xP)
la dee da...~
oh and Karen and I got one of those Neutrogena Wave thingers the other day for us to share. Works pretty well, actually... ^^
I'm worried about Simba. The wound is starting to heal because he scratches it all the time, but you can still see there's an "ick" factor...
and I'm convinced one of the kittens will die within 2 weeks. (the first one Smokey brought up)
have to actually get up on time tomorrow, so I'd better get going.
later. xP
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