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1, Draw a white square in chalk and shout: "This is my PERSONAL space!" at someone.
2, Slap your head and shout: "All of you, just shut up!"
3, Stand in the corner, facing the wall, and don't get off.
4, Face someone and stare at them, breathing heavily.
5, Wait for it to be completly full and shout as loud as you can "Oh no, not motion sickness!"
6, Every time the doors open, spray outside with silly string shouting: "You'll never take me alive!!"
7, Jump up and down repeatedly, chanting "Drop, drop, drop!"
8, Walk in and start shouting "Bridge!" like you're in Star Trek.
9, When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
10, Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
11, Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
12, Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
13, Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
14, Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
15, Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
16, Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
17, Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
18, Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
19, Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
20, Ask, "Did you feel that?"
21, Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
22, When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
23, Swat at flies that don't exist.
24, Tell people that you can see their aura.
25, Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
26, Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
27, Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
28, Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
29, Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
30, Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
31, Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
32, Press random buttons repeatedly while saying "Full power to the forward shields! Fire the proton torpedoes!"
33, Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
34, Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
35, Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
36, Sell Girl Scout cookies.
37, On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
38, Shave.
39, Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
40, When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
41, Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
42, Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
43, One word: Flatulence!
44, On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
45, Do Tai Chi exercises.
46, Give religious tracts to each passenger.
47, Meow occasionally.
48, Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
49, Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
50, Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
51, Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
52, Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
53, Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
54, Leave a box between the doors.
55, Start a sing-along.
56, When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
57, Play the harmonica.
58, Shadow box.
59, Say "Ding!" at each floor.
60, Lean against the button panel.
61, Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
62, Bring a chair along.
63, Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
64, Blow spit bubbles.
65, Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65, Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
66, Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
67, Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
68, Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
69, If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
70, Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
71, Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
72, Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
73, Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
74, Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75, Innocently cellotape the doors together, saying: I think there's enough people in here.
76, Hold down any floor button and start announcing things such as: "Clean up in aisle 3" or "They've broken through our shields, Captain!"
77, Play with Ping Pong paddle and ball, constantly dropping it.
78, Shout on your cell phone saying "Can you hear me now."
79, Have your headphones on your neck and turn your CD player up as loud as it goes listening to Death Metal.
80, Sing the Fresh Prince of Bell Air theme song.
81, Tug on a strangers' coat saying "Are you my new Mommy/Daddy."
82, Keep bumping into people saying genuinely "Oops, sorry.." or "Excuse me.."
83, Ask if anybody has any gum.
84, Scream "RAGE CAGE" and start moshing.
85, Tap somebody on the head and yell "BOOM HEADSHOT".
86, Say "Hey guy" over and over until they say "What" in irritation and say "Oh, well nevermind then."
87, Lean to somebodies ear and say "You got a perty mouth".
88, Itch your genitals saying "Damn hookers.."
89, Rock out to your Air Guitar.
90, Go "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in a high pitched voice when you go down.
91, When the elevator gets crowded say "This orgy is off to a slow start."
92, Lean over to somebody and say "Don't look now, but that guy/girl over there is cross-eyed as a fish.." loud enough for the other person to hear.
93, Ask "Do you smell gunpowder?"
94, When alone on elevator and the doors open RUN out and say "PRAISE ALLAH!!!"
95, Beat box (horribly) persistantly.
96, Give people getting on a blank stupified stare.
97, Call somebody on your cell and say "Somebody on the elevator smells like a Llama"
98, When somebody presses a button say "Oh no, not the (?) floor."
99, Walk in, turn to the doors and right after they close smack them saying "I'M IN AN ELEVATOR OF EMOTION!"
100. Laugh uncontrolably for no reason, and when people look at you and smile say "What's so damn funny?"
101. Walk on in an Easter Bunny costume.
102. Walk into the crowded elevator and put up a "Found" poster of a hundred dollar bill.
103. Talk on the phone, and after every sentence say "Moo".
104. Ask people their position on the subject of "a** to mouth".
105. Tell people on their Cell Phones about how they're going to contract brain tumors.
106. Around old people gossip about how the magnetic force of the Elevator interrupts Pace-Makers.
107. Randomly shout "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
108. You and a friend have a random Kung-Fu match in the elevator.
109. Talk to the elevator.
110. Throw a bunch of marbles on the floor and say "It's a booby trap..."
111. Run in with a Ski Mask on and frantically press the button to your floor. Look at the passengers and say "They'll never catch me.."
112. Open an umbrella big enough to loom over everybody in the elevator.
113. Wear a Sombrero and fake mustache with normal clothes.
114. Wheel in a fruit stand and start haggling.
115. Do a handstand in a corner of the elevator.
116. Put a book on your head and balance it. Accidentally bump into somebody and drop the book on the floor saying "WHAT THE HELL MAN! NOW I HAVE TO START OVER!"
117. Stop whoever is getting off and say "You don't want to do that sir/ma'am."
118. In a Tuxedo with a headset and black sunglasses on walk in and behind somebody and say "It's okay mister president, they'll never take us alive."
119. Take one water, spill over crotch area, and walk in grinning inanely.
120. Exercise with weights, preferable with a friend screaming; "Harder! Pump it, baby! One more set and we can hit the showers!" Pour water over head and armpits to increase effect if neccesary.
121. Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
122.Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
123. Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
124. Break wind and blame it on the person next to you
125. Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
126. Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia
127. Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
128. Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
129. Paint the walls of the lift.
130. Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
131.Serve tea and coffee
132. Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
134.Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
135. Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
136. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
137. Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
138. Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".
139. Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
140. Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you b*****d, die DIIEEE!"
141. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
142. Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
143. Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
144. Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
145. Take in a tent, and set it up. Place some underwear, a t-shirt, some socks and a pair of jeans around the lift in view. Whenever someone enter, pop ONLY your head out and invite them to a sleepover.
146. Greet people in another language (preferably made up), and get them to repeat it. When they do repeat it, hug them and don't let go for an uncomfortable amount of time.
147. Cover your wrists with ketchup and rock back and forth whispering loudly: "Sweet release... sweet release..."
148. As soon as the door close keep saying "Are we there yet?"


got this from a friend and she got on a forum on gaia