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*we all remember that stuff with Gaia and OmniDrink, right? you know, that one day when they were merging databases and gave everyone who was on their profile some of that Personal Improvement Spray that says "DO NOT DRINK?" yeah, well, selene was able to snag one of those and is thinking about what will happen to yukiko if she drinks it*

selene: it might be the key to changing her back to normal.

himeko: why can't we wait for her to will the change?

luna: because she will not.

himeko: that's true. Ryd, can you analyze this?

Ryd: certainly, i'll just need a few minutes.

luna: i don't think that drinking that will change her back to normal.

selene: it's worth a try.

himeko: what if she becomes something worse? i mean, the label says it all.

selene: we'll just ignore the label.

Ryd: i believe himeko might be right. this spray is made up of thousands of unstable chemicals. any outcome when drinking this is assured.

selene: we'll just feed it to her and see what happens.

*later that night...*

selene: *pours spray into cup* yukiko-san, it's time for dinner!

yukiko: i'm coming! *runs down to the very empty dining hall*

selene: so, how do you like it?

yukiko: i like it, but what's with this blue stuff?

selene: it's a new power drink i bought. why don't you try it?

yukiko: i'll try it after i'm finished eating.

*dinner commences. luna and himeko are minding their own business, not wanting to be a part of the outcome, while selene is eyeing yukiko to see if she'll drink the spray. finally, to selene, yukiko is finished eating*

selene: well, you're finished. now will you drink it?

yukiko: i think i'll grab me some dessert.

*yukiko begins eating some dessert, siring the anger of selene until she finishes*

yukiko: okay, now i'm ready.

selene: really?

yukiko: sure, but why would you want me to drink this?

selene: i just want to know if you'll like it, that's all.

yukiko: if you say so. well, down the hatch! *she downs the spray. nothing happens*

himeko: it didn't work.

selene: just give it more time.

*an explosion sounds*

luna: what was that?

*the trio go into yukiko's quarters, where they find her with no head!*

selene: yukiko?

himeko: now look at what you've done!

selene: i didn't mean for this to happen! i'm so sorry, yukiko!

???: sorry for what?

*the three turn to see yukiko, standing there with her head on her shoulders*

selene: yukiko?

yukiko: did you actually think that i would drink that stuff? i know what OmniDrink does to a person.

selene: then what's this?

yukiko: a robot. i put it in my place while i was getting dessert. my goodness, you're slow, selene.

*and angry selene growls before chasing the dark elf out of the starship that never goes into space*

himeko: should we help?

luna: no, it's too much fun.