*we all know what happened last time, yukiko drank a potion in the Durem caves and became a dark elf. happy? i'm not repeating myself. well, let's see how her friends were able to take it*
luna: you side with Stephen Colbert, now you're a dark elf?
yukiko: isn't it cool?
luna: change back.
yukiko: why?
luna: we can't function if you're going to be like that. you have to be a human.
yukiko: what if i don't want to be human again?
Ryd: actually, the potion is very powerful. it would take an immense amount of desire for humanity for her to go back to her original state.
luna: great, you're stuck.
yukiko: so what? i wanna be stuck! i've always wanted to know what it would be like to be a dark elf.
selene: you'd have to join the elven Mafia in order for protection. the dark elves tend to act like Terran Italians.
yukiko: i need to join the Mafia for protection? from what?
himeko: from people who'd be after you. dark elves aren't the most well-liked people in the world. that's why they live underground these days.
yukiko: so, i can't be a daywalker?
himeko: that's a term for vampires.
yukiko: whatever. i'm going to take a walk. *leaves*
himeko: do you think we should tell her?
luna: i think she should figure that out on her own.
*walking around the fields outside Durem and Barton, yukiko decides to stop and pick flowers, saying hello to the guys at the ranch and minding her own business. but, something's wrong*
???: is that one of 'em?
???: that is alright. you know what to do.
*yukiko is minding her own business before someone decides to shoot her in the head...or at least try to*
yukiko: what was that about? *more shots are fired and she runs for her life, landing safely back in the starship* i think i do need protection.
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la di da.
why did you put that there?
because i have nothing to put, himeko.
whatever.
why did you put that there?
because i have nothing to put, himeko.
whatever.
Juliani Lestrange
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If we're going to be friends, let's have a long conversation about nothing, first.
Every time someone posts a thread related to Twilight, the gods kill a puppy. Please make it stop. Think about those poor puppies.
Every time someone posts a thread related to Twilight, the gods kill a puppy. Please make it stop. Think about those poor puppies.