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I don't think so.
Perhaps the lyrics of this entry should be "Damn it feels good to be a Gamer."
I know, I know, shitty joke. However, it's a good month for me to be a gamer. Bad month for me financially, because there's roughly 250$ worth of software coming out that I will end up pruchasing, and another 80$ in hardware.
Hardware: The Logitech G15 Gaming keyboard ships this month. Backlit buttons, 15 macro keys with 4 shift functions, media controls, 2 toggled states, and a built-in LCDdisplay makes for one sickass ******** keybaord. Logitech kicks some ******** booty on this one. Too bad it's 80$.. but, it's a damn good keyboard.
Software: We'll take this according to ship date.
Already out: Dawn of War: Winter Assault
I already have it. It took me forever and a ******** day to find a copy, I ended up snagging one from the dirty wal-mart. Best RTS since Total Annihilation. (sequel to that coming soon, too. Yippee) Have beaten the human/good campaign, now it's on to da Orks. Tasty RTS goodnes, although each campaign feels a liitle short. Not nearly as epic or involving as the Warcraft 3 storyline, but just as fun to play, with less niggling resource management.
October 17th: Stubbs the zombie! Playing as a zombified 1940's door-to-door salesman, go on a rampage of brain-eating proportions. Watch fallen enemies rise as new zombie comrades. Detach your arm and head, and internal organs, and liberally chuck them at enemies. Sounds like a kickass time to me. So many brains to eat, so little time.
October 18th: It's a ******** gamer D-day. First, we have...
F.E.A.R. I've preordered this ********. I don't preorder games, like, ever. However, I know this one will be so close to impossible to find, that a preorder basically becomes necessary. State of the art physics, Ai, and the creepiest 3d FPS game since undying? Hell yes. I played the woefully short demo several times, and I can see this one taking all my time, and attempting a coup of my bladder control. It looks and sounds awesome, and even the demo gave me chills. It's like a big, delicous box of candy, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in rotting, yet delectable, flesh. I don't know.. it's just ******** good.
Quake 4. ( not 5. I'm an idiot.) It flew below the radar for so long, this one even surprised me. I've owned and played every quake and doom, it's just keeping tradition alive. Except, for a wodnerful return, quake now is based off a strong solo-play. Thank ye gods. Looks promising as all hell. Too bad it's competeing with F.E.A.R. because that shuffles it to last place.
Nov 9th: The Movies. Another simulation game. Whoopee. Wait, I get to run my own movie studio? Nifty. I get to make my own movies? Hell yeah. Fromt he makers of rollercoaster tycoon? Sweeet. I can release my movies in viewable formats? ******** yeah! After looking at every preview I can find, this looks like a game for that little director in my head. He calls me a ninny, and I drown him in booze. Now, he shall be unleashed! This also looks like the perfect staging platform for some of the stories I have circulating in my head. I already know what i'm going to name my studio. "Drunken Master Films" Welcome to Hollywood, kid.
November 15th: Need for Speed: Most wanted. I love the need for speed series. I'm a closet car nut, and I've played through NFSU2 5 times, now. NFSU1 three times, and played the hell out of all the others. Most Wanted is just another in a fabulous line of racing games, and it keeps pushing the tuner cars I've been getting into, but adds in a slow-mo toggle feature, and cops chasing you. They will taste the Nitrous filled exhaust of my supermachine. I just hope they add the dodge neon in there, since it's a wonderful platform for polishing up your own car. However, with all these games coming, my car fundage may be a little low for a while to come. That cold-air intake kit will have to wait, I have games to play!
Seriously..
Damn it feels good to be a gamah.. boom-shikka-boom boom... and other such musical sundries.
On other notes:
New mods are here, treat them well. If I hear about you people being ********, then there shall be a rain of s**t-terror visited upon the guilty! All will tremble! All will taste my head meat!
Looking back at this entry.. I begin to wonder.. how in the ******** is a geeky miscreant like me, so full of anger and bile.. the obect of any masturbatorial fantasies? How is this possible? I weep for my sexyness. I seem determined to destroy it.
 Twistex · Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 01:54pm · 3 Comments |
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