Title was inspired by Pendragonx9, who is still an a*****e.
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The sushie mistress strikes again after being bloated a few years ago due to eatin too much sushi.
Here's hoping they serve fugu.
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I am the one.... who shall stalk you at night....
I have decided to put the Gaia cops on speed dial with the amount of stalkers.
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Hi i'm BROCOLLI.
Broccoli possesses abundant fleshy green flower heads arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible stalk. The large mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles its close relative cauliflower, but is green rather than white.
.... Yeah.. and kids always run away at the signt of me... i wonder why?
Broccoli possesses abundant fleshy green flower heads arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible stalk. The large mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles its close relative cauliflower, but is green rather than white.
.... Yeah.. and kids always run away at the signt of me... i wonder why?
Because if I saw a huge ******** piece of living broccoli coming towards me I'd be scared shitless too.
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While wandering in the snow ridden woods, the yokel spots a baby yeti. Still hungry after breakfast, he decides to take a big bite! (:
This will be as effective as trying to make baby bear veal.
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No one ever stops to think about how the fish feels...
I did once. And I thought how ********' awesome it would be to live a life of luxury and steroids.
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Kinkychan, with its skin as smooth as a naked woman's behind. We find it now it's in natural habitat; the jungle, where everything is hot and sticky.
The kinkychan enjoys being tied up, spanked, and dominated.
We see it now consuming it's favorite meal, used tampon....err pelican.
The kinkychan enjoys being tied up, spanked, and dominated.
We see it now consuming it's favorite meal, used tampon....err pelican.
I'm not even going to say anything because there's nothing that can make this better.
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Hello my good sir, would you care for a cup of squirrel?
Man, you know how to get me up in the morning!
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"May I nibble your kidneys?"
"I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing."
"I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing."
I think I need those, dude. But hey, you're the expert.
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Since the beggining there was good and then evil, a heaven and then a hell. After Lucifer was cast out of heaven and thrown into hells firery abyss he set out to establish an army. With brimstone, fire, hate, furry and rage he formed his minions, breathing life into them as did his creator when he was given life. I was one of his first creations, his breath the essance of true evil flowing through my vains. I wait in the shadows for the day we'll rage war on the heavens and finally regain our r
Satan has a furry army. Pack it up man, we're ********.
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This is part one. The rest will be uploaded when the Arenas update.
