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WAAS 13: Scopes Avatar Trial
On May 25, 1925, John Scopes of Dayton, Tennessee was indicted for teaching the theory of evolution to his biology class.

On September 23, 2008, users of Gaia Online were publicly shamed for writing shitty descriptions.

The theme for this week is evolving items and how the populous can manage to make them ugly.

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she was an honest,sweet,kind and lovely girl who played music but kept letting people push her around until it happened an unknown murder no DNA found just her blood all over her body and at the floor and so her ghost lives again,she never knew what happened but all she knew is she was not suppose to be that kind she knew letting people be able to push her around and leave it be was wrong so she wanted revenge..........

WHOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO WHO WHO.

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it is said that a great warrior once died here protecting the land his father worked so hard for. it is rumored that his spirit still roams the water front watching as though waiting for something to appear.

And then... he saw it... A DECENT PLOT.

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She was deemed, totally ungraceful and not at all feminie looking. Determined to change, she wandered around the mystical forest. Waiting by the bottomless lake the reflection of the moon began to alter and she came face to face with a guardian sprite. Laughing giddily it granted her most prominant desire. She was as graceful as a ballerina as beautiful as a swan much more refined than most royalty! And the moon it shone directly on her as if that moonlight was ment just for her!

And then the ballerina turned 12 and realized she could've wished for something way better.

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He waits for the magic that binds
To whither and unwind
For his unyeilding rage
To be released from its cage
Eons ago he was free
And he will again be

He was a poet
and he really did know it
Which made Shiranui cry
for something that doesn't cause twitching of the eye

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As you walk down the sidewalk, you notice something growing between the cracks in the cement: a tiny but beautiful blossoming flower, fighting to survive in the urban jungle... yet another example of the tenacity of nature and its will to live, even against the toughest of odds!

BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!
Okay, this was a cool avatar, but I couldn't resist.

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when you think of lifeforms living on the moon, you might think of little green men or puffy purple cotton balls with big googly eyes @.@ but this particular creature of the moon is quite a cutie! ^-^ with her shimmering wings she graces the night sky as we perceive it to be a falling star

I perceive it to be a meteor hurtling towards earth with the magical ability to wipe out morons, but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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It's very creative with lots of creatures

Creativity =/= loading your avatar with s**t

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And at night as if in a dream she appears.

Thank the baby Jesus I don't remember my dreams.

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lol i was walking biggrin and dead people tried to grab meh butt D:

I hate it when that happens!

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in the unthinking moongolden darkness
they sing, cobalt feathers arrayed
to serenade the dark lagoon
(how long have they been? how long
called to the lonely depths
and dreamt of wings heavy with skydust?)

while the messenger, seduced
by the midnight eye of the bird,
transfixed by the rippling waters
(what cruel secrets are they? shifting, wheeling
concealing
if you looked deep and long, what a world
would they show?)

watches the stars
of the moonblue lagoon
and dreams of home.

So... recurring poetry anyone? There's a writing arena for a reason!

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the pandas friend bit me,the birds attacked from the sky with fire THE G-G-GRUNNNY BIT ME???!!!!good God theyve been trying for years and i thought i was...safe they lied:[

You must either be a raging a*****e or a total p***y to get owned to death by animals.

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I travel the galaxies, from planet to planet, in my little space ship looking for cute and interesting pets for my pet shop. The only problem with that is I have to stop every few parsecs to walk them.

Because when I want a cute fuzzy pet, I stop at Galactic Hellbeasts R Us.

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I am a Darkened Soul
Filled with hatred,
Pain and despair
Alone
No true purpose
Thirsty
Seeking blood
I am a Darkened Soul and now you must die

I think the reason that most of these people are angsty is they don't get enough virtual hugs.

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now tell me again does this dress make my butt look big?
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and we wonder why guys lie to us sometimes?

Because if I had to pick between getting laid and the couch, you can guess what I'm going to go for.

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there once was a girl who thought she was a bunny. She was so convinced that one day ran into the woods and threw away her clothes. Using leaves she made herself rabbit ears. The birds and the butterflies became her friends as she lives among the green. To this day she can be found naked in the woods, hopping around, and twitching her nose.

Now this, children, is what we call "batshit ******** insane".

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Ah, what I wait for some one to come play with me
sure here my pet snake possible attack em first before I
attack... hmm that smart move (evil Laugh)

anyway feel free to vote dont mind about title (raspy)

That's not playing. That's just murder.

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A Dragon Princess lost her way, some how she ended up near the moors of Scotland, will she ever get back home? Luckily she has her fox spirit companion to help her get home and a friendly lunar moth to accompany them.

You just didn't take a turn at Albuquerque, you took a turn in another galaxy.

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His mad had and soul burning songs will give life to a new you. You cannot withstand him. He will ROCK YOUR SOUL!!

Psh, whatever, I can rock your world for tree-fitty an hour.

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As the most powerful player in Igura, the newest fighting game in Toshima, Kuro-ma probably doesn't look like the head of all the crime rings. She rarely goes out to fight in the game, and instead waits for the day that someone will approach her with a Royal Flush set of dogtags. Shiki and Akira, two of Igura's contestants, are two particular players who catch her interest; especially when she's playing matchmaker. Her weapon is her magical Mimzy and she likes yakiniku Solid.

You beat the s**t out of people with a stuffed animal? Just because it worked for Final Fantasy 10 doesn't mean it'll work for you.

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A guardian of life, who just so happens to like dark clothes.

Then show me a guardian of death who happens to like pink.

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i like japanese stuff X3

Oh look. Another visitor from the Weeaboo Tribe.

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With Light in his soul and darkness under his feet his power only know's crushing his foes as chaos ins't the game he plays it's the job he does.....

So... wait, I'm confused.
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Gaia has gone backwards in evolution.

Tune in next time for CSI: Criminally Shitty Icons.





 
 
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