But here I was, watching with my own two eyes as a lot of particularly nasty undead candy were attacking people and destroying houses and streets like children go through their candy loot after a night of trick-or-treating.
As you will probably know, every town has its own haunted house. So, naturally, that was where it all began.
I rang the creepy doorbell. I could hear a faint haunting melody of bells ringing inside the haunted mansion. I knew that the residents really added to the effect by buying a bunch of creepy lawn ornaments and doorbells.
The door slowly creaked open and a frail woman peeked out.
This was strange, because I remember that every single year a giant "zombie" jumped out and chased you through the house in a "maze" until you reached the back door and they gave you a big huge handfull of candy.
The "zombie"
"Urch...." The woman began. "I...I've no candy today. Urch..."I stared at her, my mouth hanging open slightly.
"Ugh." She sighed. "If you really want to know, my candy is destroying your city."
I frowned.
She frowned.
I stared.
She stared.
I blinked.
She slammed the door in my face.
I turned around. Candy was everywhere. On the streets, in trees, on top of cars. Flying in the air.
I pulled my mask off my face. Candy corn were tearing the hear off a werewolf mask someone was wearing, which just so happened to be running around screaming in terror.
Clearly, candy was having its revenge.
"Stop!!!!!!!" I screamed. The candy paused.
"How about this: if you stop destroying the world, we will stop eating you. Kapeesh?"
A lollipop blinked. Another candy corn did something like a bow or a push up, which must have been a nod.
As if by some mysterious force, all the candy dropped to the ground, lifeless.
Everyone stared at me with awe, glancing nervously at the sweets.
I picked up an unwrapped candy bar.
Victory is sweet, I thought, smiling.
Happy Hauntings! - Halloween Hysteria/Trick or Treat Tote 2008
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