this week has been pretty sucky... i have a huge abscess in my face and neck that hurts like a b***h. it's pushing on my ear pretty badly so i'm not able to hear to well out of it. as you can imagine i have had to ask a couple people to repeat themselves...well, it's that time again. open letters to stupid people:
dear fish nazi,
if you do not like the fish here, go somewhere else. there are lots of other places you can go. if you do not like the prices, again go away. i'm not going to magically pull the perfect fish out of my a** and charge you a nickel for it. i caught the fish you finally decided on, bagged and labeled it and sent you on your way... but noooooo. you come back a minute later and toss it at me because the fin was frayed. the fish really appreciated that one, as did i. then you mutter something on the side i can't hear out of so i ask you what you said and you had a b***h fit. just because i have a temporary hearing problem doesn't mean i'm incompetent at catching and bagging fish. seriously, it's pretty obvious this store is not good enough for you so PLEASE GTFO AND GDIAF. i don't understand why you stuck around for 30 minutes bitching about our fish.
angrily yours,
kage
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dear madame wal-mart,
please to be going back to wal-mart since it's so much better. i mean, COME ON! it's right next door. i don't care about what goes on over there. the fish selection sucks, the tanks are dirty and the aquarium people don't know a damn thing. yeah, they'll sell you anything. they'll give you an 8 inch oscar to shove in a 10 gallon tank with four 2 inch fish but you know what? mr. oscar will eat everyone and then be very unhappy stuffed in a tiny tank. if you're happy with crap like that go over there. we're not going to condemn our fish. if you can find a product cheaper at wal-mart go to wal-mart, this is NOT wal-mart and we're not going to have wal-mart prices. please, just ******** stop. i'm glad i'm half deaf at the moment because it was easier to tune out your senseless ranting.
no love,
your non-wal-mart employee
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dear hamster return lady,
hamsters are not particularly "tame" animals. you need to go slow and let them learn to trust you. this is why we did not recommend a hamster for your small child. i'm just soooooooooo happy to see you return it now. it bit your kid twice in one day? well i'm not surprised since your kid is totally psycho-hyper and needs to be stuck on a treadmill. maybe a large older puppy would be a better pet for an active child with the attention span of a cricket. the hamster is not mean. i have held him every day this week and he's fine as long as you don't try to touch his face. but can you blame him? his little face is delicate and your fingers are so big. you may think you're being gentle but it may not be enough. besides, hammies are prey animals and you're just so big. how is he to know your kid isn't going to kill him? next time please listen to us and save us all the trouble. yelling at us for having "vicious" animals isn't going to make it all better. you're getting a damn refund so shut up. i hope your next pet eats you!
no love,
kage
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thankfully most customers i deal with are pleasant... but there are far too many who just like to complain. i seriously think they come in with the intent to find something to b***h about because their lives are so dull and lonely. the fish people are the worst... they just don't understand anything about fish keeping and get so ******** mad when you try to explain to them what they're doing wrong. UGH! no it's not them, they've done everything right. it's us and our crappy fish and faulty products rolleyes .
in addition to getting sick i had to spend all the money i had saved up to buy a new tablet. yes, medical care is more important but i had been saving for weeks for a new tablet mouse and i was going to buy it this weekend! D: so close... so very close...
