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Have you ever wanted to be a hobo? Like seriously! Wouldn't you just like to get away from the world? Escape it all? Be free? Hop on a train...with some baggy clothes...and a sack of food...Guess not. I don't like hobos. They're all stinky and weird. Why are they called hobos? Hobo...that's a funny word. I wonder if it's Latin...Naw...Maybe hobo stands for something...like Hyper Overrated Brigade Operatives...That's random. But what if Hobos are not with they seem? What if hobos really are part of some secret organization? What if they are scheming something? Are hobos evil? Maybe not...A wise man once said "If I hobo comes knocking on your door, give him back his donut". What does that mean? Could it possibly have some hidden meaning? Or does it really mean that you should give a delicious tasty pastry to a random homeless person at your door? Who knows? Maybe it is some secret code! Maybe the hobo is a secret operative and the donut is a symbol of alliance to the secret hobo nation. I always wanted to join the hobo nation! Maybe not...but I like donut. Where do you think the term "donut" came from? Why are donuts round? Do they make square donuts? What about donut holes? They aren't really holes, they're balls! What's up with that? Why are there even holes in donuts? I don't like holes. Holes suck away at things like black holes. What do you think is inside a black hole? A world of oblivion? A barren wasteland? A piece of cake? A room with a moose? I don't like moose. They're all big and annoying looking. They can be pretty scary too. (*_*) If the plural form of "goose" is "geese" then why aren't "moose" called "meese"? That would sound pretty funny. "Look at all the meese!" Lol. What does a moose sound like? Quack? Oink? Reeeeeeeeeooooooooooooop? I've never heard a moose make noise! Have you? I guess it doesn't matter. Moose are silent and strange creatures. Nobody knows anything about them. They just come and go whence they please. Tis vague knowledge of the moose that shall cause the downfall of humans. One never knows when the moose will wrought their devious schemes upon the world. Those little beady eyes and those big old horns...Moose are EVIL! Or maybe not...Do you know what's better than moose? Kitties! I like kitties. On G4 they were showing Kitten Warrior, a spoof on Ninja Warrior. I wanted Mr. Fluffers to win, but he didn't make it past the tunnel of Doom. He was so cuddwy cute wike a wittle fwuffy ball of fwuff. (^_^)*Ahem* I mean, he was awesome! He was the best dang kitty out there! Go Mr. Fluffers! Even though he lost, he shall avenge his loss against Mt. Kitty Next year! He will...oh he will...Okay. I have a deadline to meet so concludes this rant.
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