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The plot so far...
It bothers me that Gaia doesn't archive their stories. They should. Now dangit. Therefore, I shall write what I remember, granted that I came here a year after Gaia started.
Right Before I got here: There were Gaia Olympics, I have no clue what happend.
Halloween 2004: Was sexy. We were in the original Gambinos Mansion, where the Gaia Olympics were, and it was on the Isle De Gambino, hence the name. I just realized that's not going to make sense anymore... Anywho. Gambino was the richest man in Gaia, and acted like a p***k. And People, were like...plotting...And they did something,(I have a good memory...) and then, they were, like, Zombiemafied eek . The people, who were lab-technitions for G-corp (core?) escaped from some room after a massively large build up. Then, they bit people. And it was tasty. I never got bitten, but a glitch made me a zombie anyway. And I still harrass them for that. So people chased eachother around, biting eachother. And they turned into zombies. And it was sexy. People who weren't zombies could shoot zombies, and if someone wanted to be de-zmobiefied they would have to drink the green vial of potion, which are still around the site today. Twas probably the funnest Gaia event, acctually. Trick or treating was still around I believe also. Anyways, so Zombies took over the world, until Gambinos mansion was nuked. That was also sexxy. It gets 2 x's.
Christmas 2004: And then there was misletoe. And you could go into threads and kiss people. And it was mushy, but fun. And is a good word to start every sentence with. There was also caroling.
In between: I believe there was something on valentines day, but I serriously can't remember what happend. But there were boxes of chocolate involved, which can now be bought at the jewlery shop.
Durring 2005 many developments happend. This includes almost anything on Gaia besides forums and the town itself, and the fact you can dress your avatar and trade crap: Gaia Fishing, (the first game), Gaia Fishing V2, with magical multiplayer ablity and a non-autostart game, this journal and the ablity to journal, Gaia Slots, beta Gaia Towns, Gaia houses, the Gaia hangouts thing, Aekea and the path to it and the new Gaia layout, with custom user pages/shops and anything else I forgot. The original Gaia layout was mostly a difference with the top of the screen, and it was always HTML. There would be a picture of where you were (forums/town/gerenal Gaia pic) and there was a Profile/Mail/Map/Forums as your choices, not in that order I believe. You could get to where you wanted to go from there, all of your customization was in your profile, the forums were idential to the way they are now, as with Mail, and the map would take you to the world map, minus Aekea, where you could click to the shops themselves or the game you wanted to play, as you can now as an alternative. There was also the intoduction of the Avatar/House arenas. Originally there was just the art arena, as it's still labeled. Apparently also the modern avatar "customize me" thing was added after I joined, but I serriously don't remember that....0_o
All of the previous events were full of gliches and the site used to run extremely slow on "popular days' when events would happen. There were also random errors with fun little names like Sushi database errors. Having a sushi database error is just sexy.
Von Helson Sisters Party-February 2005: The short lived Von Helson sisters (which are still viewable in "chibi form' on the anocements page) threw a party in Durem, where Gambinos mansion is now. I'm going to randomly guess this is where they got the chocolates from, but they handed out other things as well. They were mad at Gambino for sabatoging their mansion. So they threw another party, so he could sabatoge it again. Silly wenches.
Von Helson Sisters Party-March 2005: This time, the party had a point. And they passed out crap, because passing out crap is fun. After the Halloween events, many of us were convinced they were mind control devices. The sisters were kiniving little bastered and kiddnapped Gambinos son, Gino. (This might have not happend right then, but it happend right around then). And Gambino was sad. But he had a giantic tower that he had built after the nuke distroyed his house. So he should have been happy. Because after his house was nuked, he was...poor again. I think he embezzled the money, from us. Because secretly, Gaia puts a tax on every post we make rolleyes Anyways so, his son was missing.
And then, on April 1st... Gambino jumped off his tower. If I could remember what provoked this, it would be nice. It wasn't just because his son was kiddnapped, I think someone shot him. But right before he jumped, you could see Ginos shadow, but Gambino fell already. And it took him an hour to fall, I remember, I watched the whole time. It was creepy. And then his newly built tower fell, on top of the Von Velson's sisters homes. You can still see the rubble in some places. There was much debate over this. One of the most asked questions was why the marketplace wasn't destroyed. The general consencious was that Gaia staff was lazy. The other question was "is this an April Fools day prank?"
It wasn't.
In August: There was an update, which was simply a comic. I don't remember the specifics, but I believe it was about Sasha (clothes shop owner on Isle de Gambino) and Ian (clotheshope keeper in Barton Town, along with Rufus) finding Gino on the beach. He lost his memory.
Halloween-2005: GRUNNIES!!! And a storyline that I missed a bit of. Grunnies look suspisouly like green rabbits. In fact, they are green rabbits:hence the name Grunny. You collected them by posting after someone with more grunnies than you. You got 2 items and then became zombimafied. Not quite as fun as Halloween 2004, but still sexy. It gets 1 x. There was also Trick-or-treating.
The plot, I didn't get. Ian, found something...and apparently it was grunnies, but I don't know. And then they took over, again... And then gambinos mansion burned down...Again. W007. I don't remember what happend to Gino, I think he chose to stay behind when it burned. Someone did something. Yay. This is why Gaia should archive.
Pre-Christmas: Jack, the hallowen person, and Santa, please don't make me explain this, were fighting. And Sasha was all over Ian, because she was sad, for the reason I don't remember. But Santa and Jack were orignally gay lovers friends in the past. Then they remembered their love for eachother in utter glurgyness. So they celebrated Christmas...except this was released in like November, so they celebrated winter...or the end of fall, because they like to be cold.
Christmas, and a few days later: We caroled, again. And got things from santa. And then The Maskquerader appeared. And he was like: "Woah, I'm throwing a party on New Years! And I'm going to declare my love for Sasha because she's like...hot" And everyones like : "Woah, you look suspisiously like Gino!" and I'm all like "Woah, Gino had a growth spurt, except he might have had it in August, my memory fails me."
New Years AKA Yesterday and right now: And there was a party. And Gambino, who's dead..., built his mansion that happens to look exactly like his old one..., on top of the ruins of the Von Heslon sisters mansion... Does anyone see any problem with this? You're all crazy. Anywho, I hate that word... Anyways, so Sasha is like waiting for the masquerader...and she waits, and other people are dressed like him apparently, but you don't see them, so yeah. And then Ian breaks a doorjockeys head on the floor, for he wasn't allowed in because he refused to believe Rufus was going to be OK on his own, so he can stop Sasha from seeing the maskquearder, because if you haven't noticed and you read these, he likes her. But the maskquerader flings down from the ceiling and littiterly sweeps Sasha off her feet. And they kiss while Ian is arrested for the arson of Gambinos mansion. The police in Gaia are obviously very slow... Apparently this gives them a right to say "Happy New Year!". Not for Ian. So right now, Rufus is running Ian's shop and it's excessivly cute, as he also stole Ian's clothes. Aren't you happy you read this now?
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