Ever wish someone would give a nice and accurate description of an anime based entirely on the first thing that comes to their mind when they look back on their fanatically kept records of anime they have watched?
If the answer is yes then YOU ARE IN LUCK!!!
Cuz that's what I worked on all afternoon... for some reason... I don't wanna talk about it >.>
Ahem, and so here it is!
Zaphies Anime Rundown # - Z
#
12 Kingdoms – If I were a Highschol girl in another world, I’d date a mouse!
3X3 Eyes – Hahaha, Zombie slaves are funny!
A
Ah! My Goddess – God runs a sex hotline?
Air – Girls don’t need wings to fly!
Aishiteruze Baby – Highschool boys with babies are better!
Amatsuki – Demons really are a boys best friend!
Angel’s Feather - Ha! "Boys Love" does not a plot make!
Antique Bakery – The older the bakery, the gayer the bakery!
Ayashi no Ceres – Trying to keep it in the family can be creepy.
Azumanga Daioh – Cute girls WILL do cute things.
B
Baccano! – So much blood! So much laughing!
b*****d (OVA) - Darsh is a rock star and so am I!
Bleach – Death Gods are hot.
Busou Renkin - Wait... this isn't a magical girl anime? Then why the gay butterfly guy? 0.o
C
Card Captor Sakura – Magical girls are people too!
Clannad – Errr cute girls will do cute things in some harem animes???
Claymore – Ahhh part Ogre girls are hot.
D
D.N.Angel – People can hide in your DNA!!!
Death Note – ZOMG The pen really IS mightier than the sword!
E
Earl And Fairy – Poor poor Kelpie sad
Ef – A tale of Memories – Ahh classic eye patch girl meets boy story.
Elfen Lied – Errrr… vibratey invis arms? Really?
El Cazador De La Bruja – L.A. <3 Ellis 4-eva
F
Fruits Basket – Hugging is dangreous! It’s okay to be a rice ball!!
Full Metal Alchemist – Girl + dog = bad >.>
Full Moon Wo Sagashite – Ahhh young love… really young… probably too young.
G
GTO – Even pervy teachers can be great if they use violence!
Gakuen Alice – Young love in the prison school of crazyness.
Gakuen Heaven – Young boy love in the school of forgetfulness.
Gantz – Big black balls will make you crazy.
Genshiken – Hot guys can be geeks too?
Ghost Hound – Being out of body is stupid looking!
Ghost Hunt – Ahhh boys pull your hair cuz they like you.
Ghost in a Shell (movie) – Robot reproduction 101
Gravitation – Gay musician is gay.
Gravitation (ova) – Gay musician is still gay.
H
Hana Yori Dango – All rich boys need poor girls.
Hundred Stories – Writers never work.
I
I, My, Me, Strawberry Eggs – Men dressed like women are funny.
Itazura no Kiss - Wowa love stories don’t all end after highschool?
J
Junjou Romantica – Boy love and teddy bears!
Junjou Romantica 2 – Boy love, teddy bears, and sometimes duckies!
K
Karin – Haha! Noes bleeds!
Kasimasi ~ Girl Meets Girl – Aliens turn boys into girls.
Kenichi - Thai boxers will kill you by mistake.
Kurenai – Doing nothing does not a climax make.
Kuroshitsuji – How the hell did something that dorky end so well????
Kyou Kara Maou – Pretending there’s gay sex makes things better!
Kyou Kara Maou (ova) – Still pretending.. waiting for the ‘getting better’!
L
Love Hina – Harem animes blur together.
Lovely Complex – Short boys are so damn cute!!!
M
Mai Hime – School girls, robots, fighting, Oh Mai!!
Marmalade Boy – Sometimes boys pull your hair because they’re jerks.
Melancholy of Harui Suzumiya – All powerful girls love mediocher boys!
Mononoke – Shape, Truth, Reason.
Monster - The boogie man is a hot blonde man named Johan.
Munto – Firey prince from a floaty island kingdom wears tight pants.
Mushi-shi – Guys with big wooden boxes are sexy…
N
Naruto – It’s about Naruto
Naruto Shippuuden – It’s about Naruto when he’s a bit older.
Natsume Yuujinchou – Guys who hang out with demons are soft spoken and sexy.
O
One Piece – Oh pirates!
Onegai Sensei – Alien teachers like pockey.
Ouran High School Host Club – Girls cross dressing is fun!
P
Paradise Kiss – Fasion is hard sad
Paranoia Agent – Hitting people with bats will help them.
PetoPeto-San – Sticky girls will make you love them.
Prince of Tennis – Tennis solves everything!
Princess Princess – Boys dressed like girls make other boys less ‘lonely’.
Princess TuTu – Knights love ducks better than princes do.
R
Ranma ½ - Hitting each other means you care.
S
Saint Beast – Hot guys can save the world by doing err… nothing?
Saiunkoku Monogatari – Anything boys can do girls can do better! ♪
Samurai Champloo – Girls use squirels like weapons.
Samurai Deeper Kyo – Red is an angry colour. Grrrr… >.>
School Rumble - Boys always fall in love with the wrong girl.
Scrapped Princess – Fulle, he never stood a chance.
Seirei No Moribito - Sometimes eggs grow in boys.
Shion no Oh – Some games are worth killing a little girls parents over.
Shugo Chara! – Inappropriate egg licking scene is inappropriate.
Sola – Make friends with origami!
Skip Beat – Love is pain. Kyoko is love.
Special A – Boys are obvious, girls are dumb.
Strawberry Panic – Gay girls have trauma.
Sukisyo - Gay split personalities are fun!
T
Tactics – Writers and Demons get along well.
Tokyo Mew Mew – Oh magic cat girls!
Tsubasa Chronicles – Clamp masterbation much?
U
Utawarerumono – Wowa genre change out-a no where!
V
Vampire Knight – So many vampires, so little blood sucking.
Vampire Knight Guilty – Ahhh there’s the blood sucking!
Y
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge - seducing boys with hate and creepiness is a damn good idea!!!
YuYu Hakusho – Ah, MC hammer pants never looked so good.
Z
Zero no Tsukaima - Harem anime is... well, you know *sigh*
Zombie Loan – Death = cutest chibi EVER!
 Zaphriel · Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 05:25am · 0 Comments |
