I don't need a Prince Charming to sweep me off my feet.
I need a best friend that will tell me I'm not annoying when I rant and rave about how much of an idiot my last Prince was. Someone who will have known me so well for so long, he'll get my stupid jokes, and he'll understand that when I joke about serious things, I'm just trying to keep my cool so I don't look like an idiot.
I want someone that'll get my jokes without having to explain. Someone that'll share my interests and even if he doesn't like what I like, he'll pretend to be interested, because I do that for him.
I want someone that will actually care about how happy I am at any given moment. I want someone who will save his best jokes for when I'm down, hit on me when I don't feel like dressing up.
I want somebody that won't lie to me about the status of our relationship and beg for me to take him back when I try to break up with him. Someone who won't stick to me like glue for 2 1/2 years then suddenly dump me and expect everything to be all right enough to date someone exactly 24 hours after the fact.
I want someone that will treat me the way I treat him, but then treat me better than that because I suck at being a good person. I wanna be riddled with guilt over how well he treats me-- enough so that I freaking improve on myself as a person and then we sail into the sunset treating each other awesomely and then mocking each other's old faces.
Agghhhh.
I hate being full of feelings.
Sorry Gaia.
"Not gonna lie, yeah, it was fun, but go screw yourself.
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