 Posted by: Urseh Tue Mar 20, 2007 @ 09:12am
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Posted by: Urseh Mon Mar 19, 2007 @ 02:19pm
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Posted by: Urseh Sun Mar 18, 2007 @ 03:04pm
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First Post! WHOOOO! (oh crap, now where did that come from?)
Well then, now that I've finally gotten yr attention with the catchy headline, I guess I should start by introducing myself & my currently un-registered family to all you Gaian citizens out there. I'm currently starting a peaceful family on Planet Gaia, with the help of my lovely fiancee, who is an Adriana-lookalike whose name I've yet to ask. We currently hv one kid named Forty-TwoPix (okay, so all Zurgs are only able to successfully reproduce once; so what? we got it ours on the first try! hah!), & a pet Water Meat we call Jake IV that I adopted & brought from Planet Zurg with me, when I first arrived on Planet Gaia after the whole Red Bino-VS-Zurg fiasco (that happened early this year) died down.
What's so special about our little, absolutely close-knitted family? Allow me to explain.
Adriana-lookalike & I plan to be partners-for-life, despite the fact that we both have the same type of genitalia (if only those two could be swapped, then it'd be so much easier for us to be permitted to get married!), & originate from different planets. We love each other soo much, we've promised each other that if either of us cheats on the other, she (the other) will have permission to rip out the cheater's right lung. You see, having a partner-for-life is like having a right lung, but once the right lung has been promised to be donated to someone else, it must be removed (even though it's gonna hurt as hell, & it'd be impossible for the donatee to live on)! And the victim has the honour of removing it without any means of anesthaesia. Fair enough, no?
But anyways.
The next time I post, there'll be photos of us included. Ain't that spiffilicious? (did that work? I've been trying out Gaian slang lately, with Jake IV's help LOL)
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Posted by: Urseh Sun Mar 18, 2007 @ 02:55pm
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