Yes I am a sick s.o.b and I find the video very halarious. xd
Kurosaki: It's time's like this, it occurs to me we where lied to by the Jetsons.
Tsuzuki: What are you talking about?
Kurosaki: According to that show we were supposed to be tooling around in flying cars by now.
Tsuzuki: Yeah, Well, most of us rational thinkers weren't, banking on a cartoon to offer us a viable glimps into the future of Technological Development.
Kurosaki: Hey..... What would you be willing to trade for the flying car?
Tsuzuki: Waddaya Mean?
Kurosaki: Say some German Scientist comes up to you and says " I have invetented the Flying Car.... I'll give it to you on one condition. "
Tsuzuki: Well, What's the condition?
Kurosaki: He's not gonna tell ya.
Tsuzuki: Then it's no deal.
Kurosaki: The guy is offering you the flying car.... You gonna look a gift-horse in the mouth? Just take the car man.
Tsuzuki: Not untill I know what the catch is.
Kurosaki: Fine.... the catch is you've gotta cut off a foot.
Tsuzuki: Pft, no way!
Kurosaki: Are you saying you wouldn't cut off a foot for the flying car, you're that selfish?
Tsuzuki: It's my foot! How am I supposed to walk?
Kurosaki: What walk? You'll have the flying car.... After that you can buy like 50 prostetic feet.
Tsuzuki: Which foot? Right or left?
Kurosaki: Your choice.
Tsuzuki: Ok, I'll... Trade my left foot for the flying car.
Kurosaki: So it's a Deal then, your foot for the Flying car, You're Sure?
Tsuzuki: Yes I'm Sure.
Kurosaki: You can't Welch....
Tsuzuki: I won't Welch!
Kurosaki: Because the Whole world is Counting on you....
Tsuzuki: What the Hell kind of Scientist is this guy anyway?
Kurosaki: One with a lot of free time on his hands.... and a Foot Fetish.... So, Then what happens is you find out the guy's gonna take your foot off with a Hack Saw
Tsuzuki: What!?!
Kurosaki: and No Anastetic.....
Tsuzuki: Oh, Screw that!
Kurosaki: Come on it's part of the Deal....
Tsuzuki: You didn't say that before!
Kurosaki: Come on, it only hurts when they're taking the foot off.... After that they'll use a Local on your stump and cauderoize the Wound....
Tsuzuki: Well why can't I have the Local before he cuts it off?
Kurosaki: Because... HE is a Sick Degenerate That likes to inflict Pain...
Tsuzuki: You said he was a man of Science!
Kurosaki: You don't think Einstine liked hacking guys feet off? But Nobody ever said anything about it because he was the Greatest thinker of our time. But come on man, Take the hit for the Team! it's a few seconds of Pain for a Lifetime of Riches and Zero Traffic....
Tsuzuki: FINE! as long as I get the Local as soon as he's done Cutting....
Kurosaki: So you want the Local?
Tsuzuki: Who am I the Maque Decide? Yes I want the Local!
Kurosaki: Alright....
Tsuzuki: What you say it like that for?
Kurosaki: Eeh it's Just the Local he gives you knocks you out and, while you're out, he, Diddles your Peeny.
Tsuzuki: Oh come on!!!
Kurosaki: Hey man, you made the Deal....
Tsuzuki: To Trade my foot for the flying car... Not to be, Tortured and Molested by some Mad German Scientist.
Kurosaki: and his Friends
Tsuzuki: What?
Kurosaki: it's just, when he's done with you he gives his Friends a Shot at you to....
Tsuzuki: Deal's off!
Kurosaki: What are you, Some kind of Homophobe?
Tsuzuki: No! I just don't wanna be Diddled by some insane, German scientist and his Friends, after they've Hacked my Foot off!
Kurosaki: Need I remind you, this is for the Flying Car?
Tsuzuki: it ain't Worth it!
Kurosaki: See, You're what's wrong with this Country... Hell with this World. You're always thinking about your own comfort level, Never thinking about the rest of us! And You'll Forever be remembered as the Sad footnote in the book of life... The Whimpy little Scumbag who could have Breached the chasm of Becoming and Being. But instead, opted to cover his own a**, and Foot in the Process....
Tsuzuki: ALRIGHT!!! I'll go.... Through, With the Deal.... I'll let the German Scientist Hack my foot off, then Him and his Friends can Have thair way with me, ALL for the Flying car....
Kurosaki: You'd do it with a Bunch of Guy's just to get a Car? ....... Thought I knew you Man.
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