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My uncle Jims pineapple story:
A long time ago when my uncle was in the army. He found this pineapple and put it in his bag and took it back to base with him. During this shooting practice thing were they were shooting fake bullets at planes they could use fake grenades. Well my uncle Jim remembered the pineapple in his backpack and took it out and asked his commander if he could use it as a grenade. The commander said yes so when a plane flew by he threw the pineapple straight up in the air.....Direct hit. The commander see's that plane after it was hit with the pineapple and radios it and tells it that it is dead and to land. Well when it landed the pilot realized that the whole bottom half of the airplane was covered in pineapple and had to clean ALL of it off! Lets just say he said alot of stuff that day and that my uncle Jim is lucky the pilot never figured out who threw the pineapple!