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Hi, my name is Aeminia Moultrie. I'm 23, and work for my best friend Delandia Bosak, I'm what you would call a "Bounty Hunter" or "Fugitive Aprehensive Agent" and my legs and a** fell asleep about an hour ago. If your wondering why, it is because I've been squatting outside behind an azaela bush for the past 4 hours listening to the cicadas and watching the dead braincells float by because of polution. All just for stupid Jon McGiger to come out of his stupid house so i can ambush him, most likely tackle him.. And slap the cuffs on and take him to the Hokey Pokey! So he can.. "reschedule" his court date, in the mean time, he'd be sitting in a nice comfy jail cell until the next courtdate comes around. But since it doesn't look like hes going to come out of his hobble of a home soon, I'll just call my buddy Jaddin.
"Hey Jaddin,"I said when he finally picked up his damn cell on the 8th ring.
"Oh, hey Aemin."
"Whats up with you?"
"Nothing really, just boring old Jor."
"How can you say that! Jor is not boring!" Jor is the dog I bought for Jaddin. Jor is half black lab, have chocolate lab. And shes 4 months old and completley energetic.
I guess its just because I see her every day.. And now she looks kind of boring."
"Shutup."
"Oh, sorry.. I didn't mean to offend you Aeminia.."
"You didn't even ask me what was going on!"
"Sorry.. What are you up to?"
"Same old, same old."
A beat went by before he answered.
"You're not staking out Jon McGiger's house are you?"
"Who, me?"
"Jesus H. Christ Aeminia! That guy is physco! HE LIT HIS WIFE ON FIRE!"
This time I waited a beat.
"No one clued me in on that part, its not in his papers!"
"Well, whatever! Either let the cops or some other bounty hunter get him.... You know what?!"
"What?"
"Give me his file."
"No, why should I?"
"Because I'm more skilled than you.... Now."
"Are not."
"Wow, thats really mature Aeminia."
"I know, now I'm going to hang-up on you like the b***h that I am."
"Aemi-" and I disconnected.
 Seshomi Hikara · Thu Mar 08, 2007 @ 04:25am · 0 Comments |
