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So, this one guy goes into a bar. He buys his first can of beer,

which costs around 20$. After finishing the drink, he placed a bet

against the bartender. He said "If I could kiss my own eye, would

you give me a free beer?" The bartender thought that would be

impossible, so he agreed. So what the guy did was, he took his

glass eye out and started kissing it. The bartender felt stupid and

infuriated at the same time. He gave the guy a free beer. He

chugged it down in no time. Then, the guy placed another bet.

This time, he said " If I can bite my other eye, will you give me

another beer? And don't worry, this eye is real." So, the

bartender agrees. The guy took out his dentures ( fake teeth) and

made it bite his eyeball. The bartender got really mad and gave

him another free beer. Then the guy leaves the stool and goes

over to sit with his pals. Moments later, the guy comes back and

placed another bet. This time, he said " So listen, this time,I bet

you 40$ for the two beers plus another 20$. I'll try to pee into

that glass over there without spilling it all over the table. If I

loose, you get what I said. If I win, you'll give me two more

beers." The bartender saw that he was really, really drunk. So,

he agreed. As he thought, the guy couldn't pee straight into the

glass and spilled everywhere. And so, the guy gave him 60$. As

he was leaving, he started to laugh. The bartender asked " Hey,

whatcha' laughing for? You just lost your bet!" Then the guy

turned around, smirked at him and said " You see those two guys

over there? They saw me winning every single bet with you. So

they bet 500$ that you would let me pee all over your bar, and I

did!"