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I was highly entertained. ^_^ Here are my first ones, woohoo!
Dear tsunamifn,
How I long to hear your flirtatious song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Hands Down. How your horrendous voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded pekingese. Such foppish! Let us join together and feed in unison, your nougatocity song carrying our hearts to dysfunctional heights.
With love,
Revilerath
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TsunamiFN,
You know how the song goes: "pretty men say only sparkles rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your purple embrace. Now I know how Alice felt when the cards first parted to reveal Haku silhouetted against a shiny sky. It was happy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, running fast until you get here.
Yours truly,
Sapphira_of_Dawn
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Dearest TsunamiFN,
I cannot begin to describe how very my legs burns for you. As I write this, I'm bouncing in my trash can, unable to contain my crashing desire. Please, accept my fat embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you loudly,
I3unni
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TsunamiFN,
You know how the song goes: "red men say only lions rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your large embrace. Now I know how Schuyler Van Alen felt when the phantoms first parted to reveal Amber Sweet silhouetted against a miniscule sky. It was passion at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, crying swiftly until you get here.
Yours truly,
xEven_Angels_Fallx666
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Dear TsunamiFN,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a lol journey to the deepest lmao of my rofl. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in haha and dance with me across the undulating hee? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and wtf like egging hoo?
Yours truly,
Revilerath
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Dear TsunamiFN,
When I think of you, I get walruses in my marrow. Though it makes me feel goo-goo-goo joob, it's also exciting. Whenever we sing together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are flying at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously red and feathery with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a steal of the furry? I hope we can keep playing together for four years.
bubbly yours,
Revilerath
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Dear TsunamiFN,
How I long to hear your nice song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Bad Romance. How your weird voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded platypus. Such anger! Let us join together and dance in unison, your rainbow song carrying our hearts to fuzzy heights.
With love,
iExpressive
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My beloved TsunamiFN,
You and I are just two pretty people trying to make it in this honest world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stealing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our good love. Without you, I'm nothing but a nice rabbit.
Yours quickly,
AquaGurl14
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Dear TsunamiFN,
I believe it was Muse who once sang, "Oh, my store, my friend, I've hungered for your poptarts a long, sweet time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, eminem, who said "dancing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing eyes like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
craftykitsune
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Dear TsunamiFN,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a glamorous journey to the deepest hot of my bladder. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in orlando and dance with me across the undulating heat? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and afford like asking feathers?
Yours truly,
The great pink bunny
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Please, my beloved, come with me on a Hideous journey to the deepest Cow of my Intestines. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in New York and dance with me across the undulating Bunny? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Smile like Laughing Dogs?
Yours truly,
-Crystal Confetti-
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You know how the song goes: "rough men say only cheez-its rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hard embrace. Now I know how Cloud Strife felt when the eggs first parted to reveal Tifa Lockheart silhouetted against a rambunctious sky. It was happy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, thrusting fast until you get here.
Yours truly,
SolBadguy
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Dearest TsunamiFN,
I cannot begin to describe how quackingly my wings burns for you. As I write this, I'm quacking in my The Pond, unable to contain my quacking desire. Please, accept my quacky embrace and know that you're truly the lemon of my eye.
I yearn for you seemingly,
Dandeliondart
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