I am sick and tired of that son of a b***h Near. Everything he does is absolutely stupid and he thinks he's number one and the best but he's simply not I am. All right I am. -eats chocolate brownie- These are really good have you guys ever tried these? They are really tasty. They've got little things in them that look like m&m's but they're not... they're really good. Ohmigod you guys want some? No you can't have any. It's chocolate, mine!
Oh right right. Anyway Near is an absolute b*****d. he is no good and nobody likes him at all. (Besides L but he doesn't really love near. He only does because he has to) He has no frickin' friends. The kid sits alone in his room or like... headquarters and he doesn't do anthing ok? He just sits there and like yeah. So I dunno he just makes me so mad and I can't do anything about it because everybody listens to him and not me. NOBODY LISTENS TO ME! Not even.. like there's times when Matt will listen to me but nobody does. I'm smarter, i'm better, I do everything better, and Near sucks. I'm better than Near i'm absolutely be-... damn. I'm 100% better! I'm better, i'm cooler, i'm smarter, that's for sure. Not to mention better looking. wink -sexy back plays- DAM RIGHT BITCHES!
He is number two... I am number one.. number 1 number 2 number 1 number 2 NUMBER 1&2! I hate him.... I hate him. You're still not convinced that Near is a freak? On oh so Near's profile the about me part says NOM NOM NOM WACKA WACKA! stare convinced yet?
Alright then... my rant is very long. Longer than Near's at least. So i'm pretty sure you get that I hate Near's guts. I am also sure you understand that near sucks... a lot. and if you don't agree with me your a useless piece of s**t... basically.
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